| People We Don't Want To Fight |
| Here is a list we compiled of ten people that we would not want to fight. If we were given the oppourtunity to fight these people, we would turn it down. We have our reasons. |
| Mike Flasch |
| Here are 5 people that Mike would not want to fight. |
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| Chris Benoit |
| He is the Canadian Crippler. He has broken a guy's neck by dropping him on his head. He is the most intense man in wrestling. Swan dive headbutt. Crippler Crossface. Multiple German Suplex. There ain't no way in hell I'd fight him. |
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| The Terminator |
| This doesn't even need an explanation. If I saw one of these fuckers coming after me, I would run like a 3 year old girl who just pissed all over her lollipop. |
| Corey Nowlin |
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| JAWS |
| Are you fucking kidding me? He ate Quint, and grabbed a helicopter with his teeth and drug it under water. Plus he ate who knows how many people. There is not a chance in hell that I would fight him. Unless I was a 35 foot great white shark that was JAWS' older brother. Then I would whip his ass. |
| Here are 5 people Corey would not want to fight |
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| Tattoo |
| Tattoo loved guns, and he would fight dirty if he had to. He was always shooting guns at things. He was small and sneaky. |
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| Who in the hell would fight Andre the Giant?? |
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| Vince Neil |
| He sucker punches people all the time, and he's a bloated drunk, and you all know drunks never get hurt. |
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| Howie Mandel |
| If he puts that glove over your head, you are done. |
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| Unicron |
| He eats planets!! What other reason do you need? |
| A Ninja |
| Ninjas are crafty. They can jump around, throw stars, fight with swords, use almost anything as a weapon. They can sneak up on you. If by chance you start to kick their ass, they will throw down a ninja smoke bomb, and they will disappear before you know what happenned. Trust me, it's not worth it. |
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| Sumo Wrestling Sons-a-bitches!! |
| Sumo wrestlers don't have to fight...they wrestle. I couldn't think of anything worse than having a 500 pound freak of fat nature laying on me or even touching me so they can throw my sorry ass around. NO THANK YOU!! I would eat a hearty Japanese meal with one though. I bet they cook well!! Look at his man boobs!! |
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