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| We're done with 3rd World Countries. This map shows parts of the world we don't trade with. We have been screwed over too many times by hut dwellers from crappy countries. |
| This area in black is Greenland and the northern wasteland of Canada. If your house is made out of snow, don't email us for a trade. |
| The area in poop brown is Iraq and other dirty ass evil countries. We don't trade with terrorists. No we don't want a bootleg of Al Qeida singing Jihad songs. |
| The area in red is Central and South America. This area of earth has screwed us many times. Apparantly, they have no postal service in this part of the world. They can only receive packages, they can't mail anything out of the country. |
| The area in blue is the continent of Africa. There is mostly desert here. Yes, we do appreciate your pyramids, Egypt. But we don't want anymore crazy trades from countries where you drink dirty ass piss water from a river. I'm talking to you Sudan!!! |
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| If you have ever witnessed anything like this in the country where you live, then you probably shouldn't email us for a trade. Of course, you probably don't know what electricity is. |
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| If this is you, or anyone related to you, or anyone you have ever been in the same country with, don't email us, unless you want to give us your monkey. He probably doesn't like living in a 3rd world country anyway. |
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| Hey Dirt teeth! Don't email us about a trade. No we will not send you teeth in exchange for bootlegs. Get your dirty ass back to Iraq and stand in front of something when it blows up. |
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| If the only time you shave is when you sit on the side of the road looking at a mirror on a blue tree while an ox points his ass in your direction, then here's a news flash....your country sucks! Save up sticks or whatever you use for currency and buy your self a damn building with a roof. And don't email us. |
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| If you carry your front door on your back across a barren wasteland...not only are you a stupid asshole, but you will not trade with us. Sorry, but we prefer people that have houses with doors that are not detachable. Nothing against you...actually, everything against you. You should move to Siberia so you can have a stable, unmovable ice doorway. |
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| Carrying your dead relatives or friends on a piece of plywood with a cover over them may make you an inhabitant of a third world country which excludes you from a possible trade with us. Sorry, but we prefer caskets and little if no yelling at our funerals. If you are yelling AIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYA!!!! at a funeral...shut up asshole. People are grieving, not rooting for Allah in a soccer match. Go to hell. |