| Diego El Diablo The bootleg Thief of the Seven Seas |
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| We have been screwed again. This time it was by a scoundrel from Brazil named Diego Rufino. Diego, you killed my father, now prepare to die. |
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| Here's an email from the Brazilian Devil: |
| -----Original Message----- From: motleyfreak666 [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Wednesday, December 04, 2002 12:35 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: Bootlegs bot received... Hi there, I was going to e-mail you now. I have some "good" news for you. I just received the package I sent you. It returned for me. It said it was undeliverable. I don't know what happenned. As lately I've been having some troubles with the post office, I have another idea. I have a friend that works on a company that do the same job the post office do outside my country. So, I think I'm gonna send the package this way. And I have a proposal: as this service is a little bit more expensive than the post office service, I was wondering... We talked some time ago we'd trade again, so if you could pick other cds from my list, it'd be better for me... because I'd save money on the service, sending all the cds in only one package. If you accept this, only start recording the cds when you receive my package. Please let me know if you think that's right for you. I really want to finish this trade. ...And if you accept the proposal and need my updated list, let me know. Look forward for your response. |
| We started this trade in early October. As of Jan 28th, we have received nothing but excuses. Fucking dirty rainforest dweller!! |
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| Diego, we will choke the life out of you. You infidel!! You will pay! Feel our hands on your throat. GIVE US OUR BOOTLEGS AND THEN CHOKE TO DEATH. |
| In order to figure out why Diego screwed us over, let's take a look at the life of this bootleg theiving bastard. |
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| Here's a young Diego growing up in the dirty ass country of Brazil. They didn't have much so Diego was forced to wear the same green shorts every day from birth until he was 20. The only toy he had was a piece of string. He decided that when he grew up, he would exact his revenge on anyone who trades bootlegs. |
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| Here's Diego's dad at a retard convention. Even that Marilyn Monroe cardboard thing thinks that this guys' son will be a dirty no good liar. Right after this picture was taken, Diego's dad started having Brazilian sex with the cardboard Marilyn. Then he was ejected from the retard convention |
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| Here's Diego's mom at the same retard convention. She got kicked out for being too ape like. She was giving retarded apes a bad name. She gave birth to Diego, so that makes her suck. |
| Here's another email from the South American douchebag: |
| -----Original Message----- From: motleyfreak666 [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Friday, December 27, 2002 3:25 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: Bootlegs bot received... I'll wait to send after the holidays. Hope you understand. I'll mail you back when I send them. By the way, I'll send through a new service. This way you can get your stuff on 5-7 days. |
| Notice the date on this email. He lies like a dirty sombrerro. He also doesn't speak English very well. What a dumbass. I guess growing up in a dirt hut in Brazil doesn't provide the best environment for learning how to talk. |
| We did some research on this soccer loving loser. Here's what we found: |
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| This devil guards Diego's evil bootleg fortress. He won't let anyone in. Especially people who have been screwed over by Diego. Diego rewards the guard for his hard work by giving him 2 inches of Brazilian buttlove as they watch bootlegs of Def Leppard from 1984. |
| This is his Brazilian bootleg fortress on the sea, known as Castillo De Mierda or Castle Of Shit. It's high walls keep out anyone who Diego has screwed over. It's dirty rusted tin ceiling adds to the elegance. This tower is where Diego looks out over the sea and thinks to himself: "200 Nautical Miles due East - There is someone I can screw over. hahaha". |
| -----Original Message----- From: motleyfreak666 [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Tuesday, January 21, 2003 11:56 AM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: Bootlegs bot received... Hey, I'm sorry for all this shit happenning on our trade. All I could do is try to finish it as soon as possible. I ask if you could please wait one more week. If you still don't get anything, I'll probably get the package back. If this happens, I have another plan: send the package to a friend of mine there in US, so he can forward the package to you. That's all I can do. I know you're thinking I'm just a bad trader lying again to you. But I promise that I'll do everything to finish this trade. |
| Look everyone!! I told a lie!! I'm from Brazil. I have no balls!! |
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| In Brazil, the postal service delivers everything via Llama. It must be hard to calculate shipping rates with that fucking 8 foot headress on. |
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| In this overnight delivery age, Diego Rufino relys on Camels and pirate ships from the 1700's to deliver his packages on time. His motto is: "When someone does something nice for me, I try as hard as I can to dick them over. That's because I'm from Brazil!" |
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| Here we come Diego, dropping bombs on your moms. This American missle is going up your Brazilian ass just like your soccer buddy's wang did when you were 14. You pervert. Just because no one sees you having sex with rainforest monkeys, doesn't mean it's not gross. |
| Here's his email address send him hate mail. |
| Here's his full address. Mail him rotten meat. |
| Diego Rufino Rua Paulo Vidigal Vincente De Azevedo 91 BL-J1 AP-T2 CEP 02722-090 Sao Paulo - SP Brazil |
| We should have known better than to trust someone with an address that damn long. From now on, we don't trade with 3rd world countries. If your house has a dirt floor, don't email us to trade. Concentrate on killing your dinner first. |
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| We went to Brazil. The whole country was full of nothing but soccer playing losers, and burnt rainforest. This chick was there, being forced to live in the 3rd world country by 2 hosers with paint on their chest. We kicked the shit out of them, stuck Pele' in their asses, and brought the chick home with us. Brazil is a loser country. |
| Castillo De Mierda |
| Here's the link to his site: |