2002

Lots of things happenned. I don't know what. Who cares?

Some bald guy bought a tank. So what? Then, he got pissed at us because we have hair, and he brought his shitty tank to our house, and tried to run over my cardboard houses I built. That stupid bastard. So, I got on my balcony and pissed on his head. It was funny because since he's bald, there was nothing to get in the way of my piss, and my piss ran down his shiny head and got in his eyes. Then he left.

In Japan, Some baby tried to touch a sumo's tsunami wang. The sumo got really angry. First he called the child "stupid baby poops", and then he ate him.

In the middle of exactly where you don't want to live, a dog looked at his owner. That's not really very exciting. But, after that the dog realized that his owner lived in hillbillytown, the dog jumped off this bridge, killing himself. The owner, looked down and though he had caught a fish. But in reality, he was just a stupid hillbilly.

Jack Black found out there was a woman who was trying to look like him. Corey told him who she was. Jack Black was pissed.

Corey and I were tricked into going on a nature hike. We didn't want to go, but we were tricked by some dirty nature chicks. It was a trap. We were trying to think of a way to escape, and all of a sudden 2 men from Chechnya told us KISS sucked. Then they started throwing rocks at us. We decided it would be better if we didn't pummel their bodies into oblivion. We snuck out of the woods. Then we went to Chechnya and hit their families in the face with acid. They never saw it coming.

Corey pissed off some ninjas when he visited Japan. The ninjas decided to raise their hands in disrespect to Corey. He didn't really care.

KISS announced a tour of Japan with Tommy Thayer dressed up as Ace. We laughed at them because that is stupid. Ace would whip Tommy Thayer's ass. Gene has finally fallen off the crazy hill.

In 2002, this punkass kid got an attitude. He thought he was all tough becuase he was from Pakistan or some other pointless place like that. He made these signs that told how cool he thought he was. Well, Corey stopped that with one swift boot to the face. Then Corey made a sign that said "I'm a stupid Pakistani douche", and taped it to the kids face.

Corey went to a bar one night, and he went to play KISS in the jukebox. Well the jukebox was filled with all Alan Jackson. Corey got pissed and punched the jukebox. Then, out of nowhere this gang of old ladies beat Corey down. Corey ran out of the bar just in time to take this picture.

Corey got his revenge later that day. He put a soldier costume on and attacked this man who was delivering potatos to the old ladies biker club hangout. Without potatos, old people will turn into dust!!! The old women bikers knew Corey had them beat, so they apologized to Corey. Corey punched them each in the face, and they let bygones be bygones.

Corey and Mike went to Asia to promote their new book. When they were over there, they were attacked by this ninja who was shooting fire from his hands. It was tense. But Mike had his red hat on, and faced the ninja. The ninja was handily defeated and Corey and Mike conquered Asia for the hell of it.