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Title: You're WHAT?!
Author: Dru
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Shepperd/McKay
Summary: McKay tells Shepperd some very shocking news.
Archive: Anyone who wants it.
Rating: Teen maybe Mature in some parts
Parts: 1/? (I am planing of splitting this up into chapter...umm same time)
Status: WIP
Series/Sequel: not yet maybe more might come after this one.
Spoilers: Anything in season two which is where I'm setting this! Set before some where after Runner and before Trinty.
Website: http://www.geocities.com/dru_evilpointybiteyone
Disclaimer: Sadly I do not own SGA or anyone on it. But any OCs? MINE!
Authors notes & Warnings: Ok so I read this fanfic, Coup de Grace, on Wraith Bait and in it there was a tiny little comment where Shep says, "You better have just realized you're pregnant, Rodney, because it better not be what I think it is..." and suddenly a plot bunny jumped out of thin air and bit me with a story idea of what if due to Ancient technology Rodney DID get pregnant?! So WARNING for MPreg! Oh and I'm never good at technobabble so forgive me for the baddness in that area!
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John sat on the edge of the bed and stared at Rodney. "You're kidding. Please tell me you're kidding! Come on this is some joke right? Haha? Rodney?"
Rodney shook his head and paced back and forth across the room. "What do you think John?! Of course I'm not joking! I'd have to be crazy to joke about something like this!"
"I TOLD you we should have read everything before trying that thing!" John yelled jumping up off the bed.
"How the hell was I supposed to know the Ancients had developed technology to let gay couples have children?!"
"YOU'RE THE GENIUS HERE!" John yelled.
Rodney pinned him with a glare. "Oh sure yell at the guy who's with child! Thanks alot!"
"Hey you're the one who FORCED me to make the thing work! It's all your fault!" John yelled.
If looks could kill John would be a smoldering pile of goo. "You-You-You... jerk! ARGH! I have to get out of here! I'll be trying to figure out more about that damn machine. Don't call if you need me!" Rodney growled as he stalked out of their courters.
John sighed. Pregnant McKay was even crankier then regular McKay! Time to go make amends....
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Rodney snarled curses under his breath as he stalked down the halls of Atlantis. Everyone wisely was staying out of his way. At least everyone except the poor linguist that he stalked down and cornered. "You! Follow me. Now!"
The poor scientist squeaked and followed wondering if she was going to be killed.
McKay stormed down the hallway snarling at everyone unluckily enough to cross his path.
Kerry Woodridge gulped. She'd heard stories about Dr. McKay from everyone else during her first few days here but until now she hadn't had any face to face meetings with him. He didn't like to deal with the 'Squishy Sciences' as he put it, so she was scared to death as she now faced Dr. Rodney McKay in full flip out mode. She chewed on a fingernail debating with her self on if she should try to ask what he needed her for. "D-D-Dr. McKay? Uh, I was just, um, wondering, uh, what you needed my help with? Sir?"
Rodney snarled at her over his shoulder. "Do do your job! Translating! Now do it!" He barked as they arrived in Lab 3 and he pointed at a large device covered in Ancient writing.
She squeaked wide eyed and quickly moved over to the device and looked closer at the writing. "I'm going to need my laptop. And a lot of coffee and chocolate." She muttered as she started taking mental notes.
"Fine! I'll tell someone to it! Just work! I want the complete meaning of every word on the device!" McKay yelled before storming back out of the room.
Kerry let out a breath and ran her hands over her face. "I'm going to murder Daniel Jackson if I ever get back to Earth. Bloody bastard getting me to come here..."
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John trolled the hallways searching for Rodney.
It wasn't that hard to follow the path of traumatized scientists and solders. When Rodney was in a mood he left his mark on everyone around him. And Dr. Highterimer got a lot of extra patients.
The path of tears led to Lab 3. But all he found was a woman working on the device that caused the problems in the first place. "Uh you might want to be careful with that!"
The woman yelped and nearly knocked her laptop off the table she'd sat it on. "God! Don't scare me like that! Jeeze!"
"Sorry. But uh I didn't want to setting that thing off again. It's caused enough problems already. Er I'm Lt.Col. John Sheppard by the way. You're just in on the Daedalus right? I don't remember seeing you before and I know all my geeks on Atlantis."
She ran hand though short messy hair. "Yeah. I just got here a few days ago. Kerry Woodridge. Linguist. Nice to meet you."
"Rodney have you working on this thing?" John asked waving his hand in the direction of the device.
"Yeeeeaaah I guess you could say that. He uh kind of insisted I work on it. And you don't have to worry about it going off. From what I've translated so far you need two people both with the gene for it to work. And I don't have the gene so I'm safe." Kerry said looking over her shoulder at the hulking form behind her.
"Really. So what else have you learned about it?" John asked casually.
"Oh well it was designed first for homosexual couples. One who'd be the 'mother' would get in, there in the bed like part, then the chosen 'father' would place his or her hand here on the hand shaped depression and activate with his or her gene. The device would then take a sample of DNA from both parties and mix them together then place the new zygote in the 'mother'! At the Same time the device altered, if the mother was a man, the body in a way so her could safely carry the new life."
John gulped as he listen to Kerry happily babble on about how the device worked.
"The really fascinating thing is they also used the device, they called it The Life Maker, was also used for couples say if the woman couldn't get pregnant or carry young for some reason the father could! It's all quite amazing. It allowed for The Ancients to have complete control over family planing. Oh and another thing! If there were more then two parties there were ways for multiple partners too all take part in the impregnating! Ancients could and did have more then two parents! It's all just so mind blowing! I can't wait to get Dr. Beckett down here to study this more!" Kerry gushed on.
John paled even more and started jacking up. "I-I uh gotta run. Uh been great meeting you! See you later!" He said quickly before taking off.
Kerry tilted her head confused for a moment wondering what just happened. Then she shook her head forgot all about it and went back to work.
--- Rodney glared at Dr. Beckett. "Why aren't you listening to me?!"
Beckett sighed. "Rodney I am listening to ye! But ya gotta understand! You're not pregnant! Human men canna get pregnant! It's just not physically possible!"
"You aren't listening! We're in the Pegasus galaxy, on Atlantis for gods sake and you don't believe the Ancients could figure out a way to get a man pregnant?!"
Beckett rubbed his forehead. As often as Rodney was in here insisting he was dying you'd think he'd grow immune to Rodney's hypochondria. But it hadn't happened yet. And now apparently he had to give Rodney 'The Talk'! The man was sleeping with another man for Christs sake! He should know theses things! "Rodney..."
"Don't you 'Rodney' me! What kind of voodoo doctor are you?! Why they hell did Elizabeth but you in charge if you don't even listen to patients?! You're not doing anything! You're supposed to be figuring out how to fix me right now!" Rodney yelled.
Beckett seriously thought about just doping Rodney up and letting him sleep his temper tantrum off. Sigh. But there was the Hippocratic oath. And the tiny, tiny, we're living in a city built by lunatics, tiny chance that Rodney might be right and sedating him might harm an unborn child. "All right Rodney why don't ye go over this with me and give me more information then 'Carson! Help! I'm with child!' Alright?" He sighed leaning against one of the beds.
Rodney visibly tired to calm down. And failing. "Ok. So late last night, one of the searches into parts of the city we haven't gotten to yet, turned up a device. It was bought to Lab 3 and I got John to help me turn it on. Then there was lights, and tingling, and and and then John complaining about being zapped and I'm getting strange readings, then John's whining about being bored and tired and then he talks me into quiting for the night. Then this morning when I went to the lab and I'm pregnant!"
"Mmm-hmm....and when exactly did ya get medical equipment in your lab and become a doctor?"
"Wha-what?!"
"Rodney even if what ye said was true there's no medical test on earth that could detect pregnancy hours after conception! If what ya told me was actually some device impregnating ye, ye'd only be hours pregnant, days at the very least, away from being detectable!"
"Exactly! On Earth! We're not on Earth! We're on Atlantis! And I don't need a medical license to read a Life Sign Detector!" He yelled pulling said device from my pocket and holding it in Beckett's face.
Dr. Beckett blinked then his mouth dropped open in shock. Despite the fact that they were alone the LSD was reading three live signs right next to each other. "I-I dunna suppose you've been taken as a Goul'd host?"
"What you think doctor?" Rodney growled.
Beckett sighed and pulled out a hospitable gown and handed it to Rodney. "Here change. I'll go find a nurse and tell Elizabeth."
"Tell Elizabeth?! Why do you have to tell her?! What ever happened to doctor patient confidentiality?!" Rodney squawked.
"Rodney the laws of nature have been broken! We need to inform Elizabeth about this before it happens to anyone else! We could wind up with a pregnancy epidemic! Now change!"
Rodney glared but started pulling his clothes off while muttering about sheep-loving-voodoo-doing-barbarian-so-called-doctors.
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John scowled and nothing in particular. He'd searched hi and low but couldn't find Rodney in any of his usual hang out. No one but Kerry had seen him and despite the fact that it was hard to woo someone into forgiving you via radio he was going to have to give in and call Rodney.
Just as he was reaching for his radio to do just that Dr. Weir came on and she sounded not at all happy. "Colonel Sheppard! My office! Now!"
"Err...ohhkaaay. Uh can I ask why?"
"I'm not going to talk about it over the radio. Just get up here!"
John mentally went over everything he'd done the last few days wondering what he was in trouble for as he started for the nearest transport tube at a light jog.
He reflected as he stepped into the transport tube that living on Atlantis was rather like being in High school. Always he called to the Principle's office and getting in trouble. Despite that fact the technically he was supposed to be one of the people in charge.
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"Well I canna explain it but ye are pregnant Rodney!" Beckett said looking more then a little bewildered.
Rodney gave him a look that screamed 'Duh!' "Well I told you that, in case you don't remember!"
"Yes, yes, yes Rodney I know! Well from what I can tell you've formed some kind of womb like structure in your abdomen which is housing the zygote. Everything looks healthy so far. If a zygote growing in a male can be called healthy...." Beckett told Rodney as he looked over some of the test results.
"Healthy?! Healthy?! Is that all you can say?! I thought I was supposed to be your patient here?!" Rodney yelled jumping off the bed he'd been sitting on.
"Rodney calm down! Getting upset and stressed isn't good for the baby! Now sit down!" After Rodney sat down with a glare he continued speaking. "As I was saying every thing looks as healthy as a situation like this can be. I'll called Dr. Weir so she should be handling things on her end so I'm sure we're going to get this all figured out and-"
"Figured out?! Figured out?!" Rodney squawked.
Ignoring the out burst Beckett continued like he haded spoken "And now I have a few guide lines for ye: Avoid stress, a healthy balanced diet, moderate exercise, avoiding excess caffeine, sugar, and salt, and I'll have a few more but I won't over load ye now."
Rodney stared open mouthed at Beckett but before he could launch into a rant John came bursting into the room at a full run. "RODNEY! Are you ok?! What happened?! What'd you blow up this time?!"
Rodney and Beckett stared at him for a long moment. "What the hell is wrong with YOU?" Rodney snapped.
"Well err.... Liz called me to her office and..."
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(Flashback)
John slowly poked his head into Dr. Weir's office. "Uh you said you wanted to see me?" Elizabeth looked up and scowled. "Come in here and shut the door."
John did as he was told then slid into a chair in front of her desk bracing him self for being chewed out for something, he just didn't know what.
"Just what were you two thinking? Or were you thinking at all? How many times must Atlantis be nearly destroyed before you two learn to not go playing around with Ancient artifacts you find laying around?!" She yelled as she got up and starting pacing behind her desk.
John stared open mouthed now slightly frighten by god god like knowledge. "H-How did you know about that?! It was only last night?!"
"I just got a call from Carson telling me Rodney's down there and... John?! Where are you going?!" She yelled as he jumped up and bolted from the room.
(End Flashback)
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"So uh yeah I ran straight here. So tell me what happened! Why are in here?!" John ordered.
Rodney rolled his eyes. "I'm pregnant you ninny! Where else would I go?!"
"You mean you're just in here for like prenatal stuff?!" John hit him on the arm. "I nearly had heart failure when Liz said you were down here!"
"OW! Hey! No beating the person who's with child! Spousal Abuse! Spousal Abuse!" Rodney shouted. "Oh don't be such a baby! I barely touched you!"
"I'm in a delicate condition here!"
Beckett held his head and wondered once again cursed his Ancient ancestor. If it weren't for him he won't have the gene and wouldn't be here with these lunatics right now! "Would ye two care to came your bickering out of my infirmary?" He finely snapped at them.
Rodney sulked. "You don't have to be so mean! Aren't people supposed to be nice to me? That's supposed to be the perk in all this!"
Beckett pined them both with glares. "You. Get dressed! You come with me I have some information to give you."
They exchanged looks then quickly did as they were told. They both knew better then to really piss off the guy with the huge needles.
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Rodney made his way down the hall way from the infirmary. He wasn't escaping. It wasn't technically escaping if the doctor told you to get dressed and go right? Right. And anyway he was needed in the labs. He was always needed. He was the one man holding Atlantis together and without him the whole Universe would cease to function! It was actually quite amazing he'd gone this long without being radioed by one panicking scientists or another.
He was so busying thinking over what can and might have happened to his lab he somehow didn't notice the large figure of Ronon walking down the hall and crashed right into him. "Ow! Hey! Watch where you....Oh Ronon. You. Uh yes hello. Right. Must be going now!"
"McKay. So is it true?" Ronon asked looked closely at him.
"Is what true?"
"The the Ancestors have allowed you and Sheppard to have a child?"
Rodney started sputtering. "What- you- how where the hell did you hear that?!"
Ronon opened his mouth to answer but Rodney waved him off. "No wait don't tell me! The gossip vine! You know if you people worked half as hard as you gossip we'd have defeated the Wraith and learned every secret of the Ancients by now!" He yelled to everyone within earshot.
"You know you shouldn't get so worked up. It's not good for the child." Ronon said casually.
Rodney rounded on him. "Oh not you too! And what are you starring at?!"
"Just wondering how it's going to get out...did the Ancestors give you new.....body parts as well?"
Rodney paled. "No! Of course not!"
"Hmmm I suppose they'll have to cut it out then."
"C-C-Cut?!" Rodney squeaked.
"Yeah I've seen it happen. First they make a large cut here." He gestured on Rodney's stomach. "Then they have to reach in and cut and pull apart muscle, and tissue, and fat, and move some organs again, then they cut open the sack the child is in and pull it out. If the mother is still alive at that point they sew her up. Though it's mostly only done when the mother is dead or dying anyway."
Rodney was growing progressively paler as Ronon spoke and as he got to the 'if the mother is still alive' part he fainted.
Ronon stared down at him for a moment then sighed and radioed Dr. Beckett.
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Antiseptic. That was the first thing that hit him. The smell of antiseptic. So he was in the infirmary again. Ok so what happened this time? Then the memory of his little talk with Ronon came back and he groaned out loud. He was never going to live that down!
"Rodney? Sweetie?" John called softly from the side.
Rodney's eyes flew open. "Sweetie?! What the hell have you been smoking?! And whatever it is stop it because I can't have any!"
"So we're awake now hmm? I canna leave you alone for a minute can I Rodney?" Beckett sighed from the foot of the bed.
"What's wrong with sweetie?!" John complained.
"We're men! We're not sappy and mushy! That's the perk of sleeping with men!" Rodney ranted.
"Pookie?"
"No!"
"Snoockums?"
"NO!"
Beckett sighed, threw up his hands and turned walking away giving up on the Insane Duo.
"Love Muffin?"
"NO!"
"Pumpkin?"
"That's it I want a divorce!"
"You know we're not actually married...I don't think you can divorced if you're not actually married..."
"I want one anyway!"
John smirked and grabbed Rodney by the back of the head pulling him in and kissing him.
A long few minutes later when he pulled back Rodney gasped. "Ok so no divorce but the names have to stop!"
John smirked. "Whatever you say Rod."
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Rodney and John walked down the hallway close but not touching. They were heading for Dr. Weir's office knowing they couldn't avoid the chewing out they were in for.
Teyla bumped into them on the way and smiled brightly at both of them. "Rodney, John! I've just heard the news! It is wonderful! Congratulations!"
Rodney twitched. "Wonderful news?"
"The new life of a child is one of the most joyous occasions that can ever happen!"
John could see Rodney about to blow and decided to step in before he was forced to get his ass kicked by Teyla in defense of Rodney when Rodney ended up doing something stupid. "Hey Thanks Teyla but uh you know we gotta be going now! Weir is waiting for us and you know how she gets when she's kept waiting...."
Teyla bowed her head and smiled stepping back. "Of course. I will see you two later."
Rodney glared at her back as she walked off and John started dragging him along again. "Wonderful news! Wonderful news?! Can you believe her?!"
"Yes- I mean no Rodney. She's clearly had a recent head injury." John said quickly agreeing.
"Don't you patronize me!" Rodney snapped.
"I'm not! I'm really very worried! Ronon probably had her in a choke hold too long. I'm planing to find her and take her to see Beckett after we're done being yelled at."
Rodney stared at him for a long minutes then relented. John let out a breath he hadn't realized he was holding.
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"All right let me me try to get this straight... last night a search team found a Ancient device, this Life Maker, and you two decided to play with it-"
Rodney cut Dr. Weir off. "Examine it! Scientifically examine it!"
Weir pinned him with a look. "You decided to play with it, then this morning when Rodney got to the lab a LSD revealed to him that he was pregnant. So he then told John, then after a fight, he scared another scientist for life and had her finish translating everything on the device an in the computer about it, while he went down to the infirmary where Dr. Beckett confirmed that he is pregnant. And during all this John is aimlessly searching for Rodney. Is that everything?"
John and Rodney looked at each other then nodded. "Yeah that's just about everything that happened."
Elizabeth sighed and covered her face with her hands. "What am I going to do with you two? I signed up to lead a team of scientists and solders not play mommy to a bunch of toddlers! You both should know better then this!"
"We weren't playing around! I was getting John to activate it while I took some scans! For all I knew it could have been a device to manufacture ZedPMs or something vitally important like that!" Rodney snapped.
"What he said!" John agreed.
She glared at both of them. "Do you have any idea the problems this is going to cause?! What are we going to tell the military?! The governments back on Earth?! It's one thing here on Atlantis before we were back in contact with Earth, no one cared or was bothered as long as you two we're haven't sex in the halls or middle or the rec room. But now were back in contact with Earth we have people to answer to! There's Don't Ask Don't tell!"
Rodney waved a hand dismissing her concerns. "Oh relax! If that's your only worry, we're fine! I still have 'my' room on paper for show and if what's her name the linguist is right about what she told John it says nothing about sex. We'll just tell them is was an accident, which it was, they don't have to know we were already in a relationship!"
John gave him a look. "Why are you suddenly Mr Calm? You've been in a total panic all day!"
"Panic OD. I became so freaked out I looped all the way around back to calm." Rodney said calmly.
John and Weir exchanged bewildered looks then got back to business. "Do you think Rodney's plan could work? Just make them think we're just friends who both happen to have the gene and be the 'unlucky' ones to get picked to study it?" John asked.
Dr. Weir sighed. "I guess it's our only option unless you want to send Rodney to the main land for the next nine months then say he adopted a child while he was away?"
"NO!" John and Rodney snapped in unison.
"Then that's settled. Now both of you get out of here and for the love of god learn to read things before you activate them!" She ordered giving them a last glare.
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"Well I think we got off fairly lightly...." Rodney commented as they strolled out of Elizabeth's office.
"You call a hour long lecture light?!"
"I've had worse. Heck I've had worse before I hit puberty!"
John shook his head. "You are one weird guy Rodney McKay."
Rodney smirked at him then raised an eyebrow. "Weren't you planing to take Teyla to Beckett?"
"Huh? Oh right. Right! Yeah I uh- I better go find her! And I bet you have a ton of work in the lab...so see you at lunch!" John said before quickly running off.
Rodney chuckled as John ran off. "Grunt."
---
Rodney happily worked away in his lab. Finely everything felt normal again. Everyone there had the brains to not mention his situation to him or even breathe a word about it, so he could happily pretend it never happened and just work like any normal day.
"What?! What are you thinking?! Or are you thinking at all?! You're trying to kill us all aren't you! No? Then stop screwing up!" Rodney bellowed at a flinching scientist who quickly grabbed his computer and scampered away to redo the work again.
After chewing out his scientist Rodney went back to muttering over his laptop.
So all in all it was a fairly boring normal work day for him.
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John typed rapidly on his laptop taking notes as Dr. Beckett and a few other members of his staff gave him more details on pregnancy and what he and Rodney were in for over the next nine months.
"By the time all this is over I'm going to be able to write a book! 'The Care and Feeding of a Pregnant Geek'!" John snarked as he ran a hand though his hair.
"Aye, I'm sure ye will. Just keep in mind that the care and feeding is going to be much harder then ever before now that you're going to have to keep him away from junk foods, and coffee and try to force anything remotely healthy down his throat!"
John sighed. "You know when I die you're going to have to inherit the Rodney Care from me. Because I know I'm not going to survive taking away coffee from him. I'm the walking dead."
"It'll be hard, there's no doubt about that, but you'll just have to keep reminding him it's for the good of his child! I'm sure his materna- err paternal- err some feelings will be kicking in soon to inspire him to lean more towards the wellbeing of his child then his own comfort." One Nurse comforted him.
John stared at her. "Have you ever met Rodney?!"
"Well...err...no. But how bad can he be?"
John looked at Beckett. "Some one please explain to her before Rodney gets a paper cut or something, comes in here and breaks her?"
Beckett sighed. "Yes. Right. I'll get on that. She has to learn one way or the other and I'd rather not lose another nurse."
The nurse in question looked bewildered.
John shook his head and saved the file and closed his laptop. "Thanks for the information. Now I have work to do."
"Military stuff?"
"No. Much, much, much more dangerous."
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"Dr. McKay! Dr. McKay! Must come! Emergency! Doom! Come!" A frantic scientist babbled in broken English as she stumbled into the lab.
"What is it now?!"
"Major- Colonel Sheppard..... lab two.... Come!" She latched onto his arm and headed for the door as she spoke.
Rodney hit a run before she was finished speaking.
They burst into the lab to see panicking scientists hovering around John who was calmly cleaning out a desk.
"John? What's going on? What are you doing? And what is the emergency here?!" Rodney snapped.
"I'm doing what has to be done. You're not allowed to eat any of this stuff for the next nine months and if it's in here in front of you you will eat it. So It's my job to make sure it's not." John told his as he dumbed load after load of various food stuffs into a box.
"WHAT?! It that that the- it is?! John are you out of your mind?!" Rodney shrieked. "That's the new shipment of chocolate caffeine chews! And the chocolate coffee beans! And the coffee! Are you mad?! How the hell are we supposed to save the Universe without chocolate or coffee?!"
John calmly stopped emptying the desk and turned to Rodney. "Rodney you know perfectly well that if even one person has this stuff you're going to bribe, threaten, or scare it out of them. So no one can have it. You'll all just have to learn to live without it."
Rodney twitched and held out his hand to the nearest person. "You. Go get me my gun. Now!"
John rolled his eyes. "Rodney calm down! You know they have programs for addiction right?"
"I don't need any programs I need my chocolate and caffeine!" Rodney bellowed.
"Sounds like an addict to me."
There was a loud group angry mutter from the group of scientists who were now going from panicking to cranky very fast. John pushed down his worry. Show No Fear! Geeks were worse then wild animals when it came to sniffing out weaknesses in their prey.
Rodney growl. Yes actually growled at him. John ignored it. Rodney eyed him up looking ready to stab him with a screwdriver. "Get out. If you want to live you will leave now!" Rodney hissed.
John decided the not risk that Rodney might actually do it and grabbed the box and got out as fast as possible without actually running.
---
Several hours after 'The Incident' as it had come to be know, John slowly poked his head around the open lab door and flagged down the nearly person, dragging them into the hall. "So uh how's Rodney doing?"
Zelenka glowered at him. "Horrible, just like the rest of us all thanks to you!"
"Well you're all just going to have to deal with it. It's for the baby's health. I mean really think about it. Would you be happy to know something horrible happened to a innocent, helpless baby just because you couldn't live without your cup of coffee?"
He groaned covering his face then glared at him. "You are a low man Col. Sheppard! A low man!"
"I'm just protecting what's mine. Any way I have a mission for you! Get McKay to the mess hall in two hours without letting him know that anything is going on." John said grinning.
Zelenka looked at him suspiciously. "Why?"
"I'm planing a little party to cheer him up, celebrate, and well let everyone have a reason to party." John told him cheerfully.
"Party? Parties are always good. But...McKay will not think so. He.... he is not in a part mood today."
"He will be. Trust me. Just get him there."
"Alright. But if he goes nuclear you will be the one to deal with him!"
"Deal. Not get back in there before he notices you're gone."
Zelenka went back into the lab muttering under his breath.
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