"No!" Rodney snapped. "This damn...thing shocked me! Lousy little...."

John sighed and walked into the lap. Rodney was beyond stressed out. He wasn't sleeping, he was only eating enough to keep from passing out, and he seemed to be blowing him self up or zapping him self every time John saw him. It was time for drastic measures. "McKay put the doohickey down and step away from the table."

"What the hell are you talking about, Major?" Rodney snapped looking cranky.

"You have to get out of here and relax before you kill your self!"

"Encase you've forgotten we have a whole race of space vampires on their way to kill us! I don't have time to relax!"

John narrowed his eyes at Rodney then smirked as he flicked his eyes at the door locking it then pulled Rodney away from the table and pushing him against the nearest surface and kissing him.

Rodney jerked in surprise but quickly melted into the kissed threading his fingers though John's already unruly hair.

John focused all his attention completely on Rodney and kissing him senseless.

Rodney moaned trailing his hands down John's neck and back and under his t-shirt pushing it up trying to get access to more skin.

John pulled away long enough to pull his shirt off then dived back into mapping every inch of Rodney's mouth.

Rodney started to tug his own shirt up and John once again pulled back to remove the annoying clothing standing between him and what he wanted.

John pulled away slightly from Rodney's mouth and started to kiss, lick, suck, and nibble his way down Rodney's face and neck.

"Oh god. Oh god oh ooh! John! God yes!" Rodney groaned.

Can't even stop talking while we're having sex... John though with a mental snicker as he lightly pinched a nipple as he came to her grinning at the reactions he got. He quickly undid Rodney's belt and tossed it aside as he undid his pants and pushed them down exposing more and more of Rodney's body to his kisses, licks and bites.

Rodney was quickly going out of his mind and John hadn't laid a single finger on his cock yet. "Oh god I swear if you don't do something this minute..." He gasped trying to sound threatening which was next to impossible when his brain was leaking out of his ears.

John smirked then engulfed Rodney in one fell swoop invoking a yell then wild grasping at the table he was leaning against as his knees went weak.

John twirled his tongue around Rodney sucking him like a ice pop then licking like a lollipop then deep throating him, constantly switching techniques keeping Rodney totally off balance but slowly down or stopping before he came.

"Ack! I will kill you! I will do things your feeble mind can not comprehend I will wreak havoc on you if you do not finished what you started this minute!" Rodney threated shrilly.

John pulled away slowly licking his lips and smirking up at him. "In a hurry are we?"

"JOHN!"

"Bossy, bossy." John teased before swiftly deep throating him. Then he hummed. Rodney came with a horse yell. then collapsed weakly across then lab table.

John wiped at his mouth with the edge of his finger then kissed Rodney again long and hard. "Get dressed. Let's finish this somewhere I little more comfortable huh?"

Rodney blinked woozily gather his cloths from around the lab and pulling them on.

They were half way to his room when it hit him John had totally distracted him from his work. He though about yelling about then then decided to save that for later after the sex. Wraith or no Wraith there was alway room for sex.

Or was that Jello? Or was that sex and Jello? Eh only one way to find out! To the bedroom!

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