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Rodney McKay's eyes were wide with horror. He couldn't believe this was happening.
The worst torment.
The worst horror ever.
He glared at Lt. Ford and Sheppard in betrayal. Helping the enemy torture them! How could they?! What ever happen to loyalty?!
It had been just a normal mission then the puddle-jumper crashed when we were trying to investigate that weird signal. Next thing you know we're captured by an army of little kids! And now we're being tortured in the worst way possible! And those traders Ford and Sheppard are helping them!
McKay's eyes once again turned to the large group of children surrounding the SGA team tied to chairs. He shivered as they continued they're heinous torture.
"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goooooes! Da da da! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goooooes! Da da da! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goooooes! Da da da!" The group of children and Ford and Sheppard all sang happily grinning widely.
"How can you do this to your own team mates?!" He hisses at them.
Sheppard brakes off singing and grins at him. "Oh come on it's fun! Join in! It's not like they're poking us with red hot coals or anything!"
His glare only gets stronger. "Evil! You're all Evil!"
Sheppard's grin turns evil as he turns to the kids and calls out. "Hey guys! Wanna learn a new song?"
"Yeah!"
"This is the song that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was. And they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was. And they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was. And they'll continue singing it forever just because..." McKay's eyes almost popped out of his head as Sheppard started singing the new song and the kids picked it up along with him.
Oh God....red hot coals would be fun right about now...... he'd have to find some and use them on his so called team mates some time very soon.
The End!
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