With all the speculation and rumours and such, and not to mention the infamous Cartoon Network phone call realaudio clip, AFSM has been predicting what to expect from the ever-lame 'Sailor Says' segments that ended nearly all the original 82 NA episodes... and may possibly return with the supposed dubbing of S... Here are some that they came up with. if you wish to email me with what you thought the best ten were, I'll update later and post the ten best ones! -- DT
Updated: Oct. 25th, 2000:
From Hosi Mahou ( [email protected] ): (for the Supers dub)
Episode 128: Always remember not to trust perverted fllying horses! and Stay away from those AWFUL circuses with people dressed as fishes, tigers and hawkes! SailorMoon says!
Episode 129: When you have a crush on someone, always remember to let their girlfriends die, especially if they like horses, k? Sailormoon says!
Episode 130: If your mom doesn't make sure theres enough lemon pie for you, remember to lether be killed too, k? And don't become friends with cannon ball monsters. Sailormoon says!
Episode 131: Today Molly was a complete idiot and took Melvin instead of that hunkasaurus! What's wrong with her?! Sailormoon says!
Episode 132: If theres a slutty hoe after your man, let her die too. Sailormoon says!
Episode 133: If your cat's boyfriend has a daughter, then how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? None, because alligators can't fly! And nuns can! Sailormoon says!
From the S Dub:
De : Gramarye [email protected]
Groupes de discussion : alt.fan.sailor-moon
Date : 20 mars, 2000 13:43
Objet : [POLL] S Series "Sailor Says"?
With all this discussion about the rumored dubbing of S, I haven't seen anyone mention one of the most horrific parts of the DiC dub..."Sailor Moon Says". What kind of condescending, trite, and sledgehammer-esqe morals could be tacked onto the shows?
Amy: Today, Eudial learned that you should always wear your seat belt while you're in a car, especially when you're driving....
Serena: The Nega-Pharoah did a very bad thing when he tried to take over the Earth....
What else?
-- Gramarye http://gramarye.homepage.com
from [email protected]
what about...
Serena: don't go into a stranger's house or your soul will be taken... or "don't be like Erica or Michelle. They are not pure so they die" *flees*
from Edward Chang [email protected]
Just remember kids, if you get your glasses cracked like Professor Thomas (they'll change his name in the dub, of course ^_^) be sure to fix 'em right away, and check yourself for extradimensional demon possession.
from Andy 00 [email protected]
Sailor Moon sez....
Alex and Michelle love each other a lot. Now, some people would say it's way past weird for two girls to be in love, but I say it's way past cool! Love is love, and it makes the world better.
So go out and hug a lesbian today!
Edward Chang [email protected] :
Just remember kids, if you get your glasses cracked like Professor Thomas (they'll change his name in the dub, of course ^_^) be sure to fix 'em right away, and check yourself for extradimensional demon possession.
Frank White [email protected]
"Today on Sailor Moon, we learned that if you insist on fighting the Inners and Uranus and Neptune at the same time, you can expect to get Planet Attack blasted, World Shakinged, hit by your own freeze attack, have large girders fall on you, and be dropped offthe top of the Tokyo Tower. So if you're a villian, be very sure you have a comprehensive medical insurance plan. Sailor Moon says, your pain, the insurance company's gain."
Mathiew Patterson
Today on Sailormoon, we learned that alcohol is very bad for you. It can mess up your mind and make you say some totally wacked out things. So if you're ever at a party, be sure that the punch is really punch. Sailor Moon
Says... tee hee! *Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, barf at the evil DiC theme song...*"
Or, if they ever get to Stars...
"Serena: Galaxia did a BAD THING when she took over 80% of the galaxy. But you can do a bad thing too if you don't take care of your pets. Always feed them nice, yummy, nutritious food.
Amy: And be sure to feed them vitamins, keep their coats brushed, and take them for regular veterinary check-ups.
Serena: That's right, Aims! Sailor Moon Says... tee hee!"
from Neon-Sama Serena: Today we learned that you should always water your plants *flashback to Tellu's death*. Or they might just get you in the end. Tee Hee Hee See Ya!
or
Amy: You should always be yourself!
Tara: I act like myself and the kids at school think I'm weird....
Amy: Anyways... most of the time... when you be yourself you'll get to the top!
Luna: Then why do you use the horrible fake accent Amy?
Amy: You sound like you're 80!!!!
Luna: Molly's voice is more annoying...
Molly: Hoiy you goiys!!!
Mimete: I like Little boys!!!!
Everyone: o-O
Serena: ummm...... See Ya!!!
from David Ziegler
Today on Sailor Moon we learned that a girl should never wear a boy's clothes because in the end everyone will just be confused and Americans everywhere will have a fit. Unless it's in Shakespeare, then it's brilliant. Sailor Moon says
Alicia S
Serena: Today on Sailor Moon we learned that Haruka likes to race cars.
But that's not good, because driving fast is dangerous! You could get hurt, or worse! Plus it wastes gasoline!
Amy: That's right. Tell your parents not to drive faster than 25 miles an hour, or better yet, stay indoors. It's safer there.
Michiru: Haruka may race cars, but I still love her anyway.
Inner Scouts: No you don't!!!! You're just best friends!!
Serena: Sailor Moon Says! Tee hee!
Or for a Hotaru episode...
People are afraid of Rini's new friend because she's different. But you shouldn't be afraid to meet new people. After all, even goths are people too!
Hotaru: I'm not a goth.
Serena: Even if Hotaru is a goth...
Hotaru: I'm not a goth.
Serena: ...Rini will soon have her wearing pink, and she'll be ready to re-enter society! All it takes is one person! Reach out and touch someone today! You'll find they're not so scary after all, and it's not like they have the power to destroy the world or anything!
Hotaru: Well, actually...
Serena: Quit interrupting! Sailor Moon says! Tee hee!
From Jupiter's crystal heart episode by Sailor Sailboat Salesman
SERENA: Today, Lita made some new friends and raised some important questions.
Standing behind Serena, Lita looks angry and makes a fist at her. Amy and Mina restrain her.
SERENA: Sometimes it's nice to hang out with new friends, but
being the "third wheel" on a date can be annoying.
DARIEN: I wouldn't mind at all if you, me, and Raye went...
Raye blushes.
SERENA (annoyed): For the last time, Darien, NO! (normally)
Anyway, be careful if you are going to hang out with someone really cool while they are on a date, 'cause you might just get your heart stolen - LITERALLY!
LUNA: Does that apply to hiding in the bushes and watching...
Mina and Artemis look nervous, with big anime sweatdrops.
LUNA:... Serena?
MINA and ARTEMIS: Phew!
SERENA: Sailor Moon says, tee-hee-hee.
from NyankoRocket
Serena: Today, Hotaru learned an important lesson about keeping friends. Remember guys, whenever you borrow something, always give it back, just like Hotaru gave Rini her heart crystal back as soon as she was done with it. Sharing is fun, Sailor Moon Says! Tee hee!
Or...
Serena: It's important to keep your hair clean and healthy!
Amy: That's right, Serena, Mistress 9 washes and conditions
her hair
daily!
Serena: And boy is it healthy...! Er... GACK! *choking noises*
Mistress 9: Ha ha ha!
Serena: Sailor Moon ACK! Wheeeze...
-Rocket
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