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| This frog is Lionel Roux, not the tennis player, another Lionel Roux. He's trying to look like Zinedine Zidane. The difference between Lionel and Zidane is that Lionel is French, and Zidane is Algerian. This photo is taken of him in La Reunion, where his chick (below) comes from. Lionel comes from Bourgoin-Jalieu in Southeastern France. He doesn't like the city of Lyon. He says it's too snobby, although that doesn't stop him from supporting the football team Olympique Lyonnais. I can confirm however that he was an OL supporter when they were crap. Now that they're a recognised force in France, he makes the effort to tell people he's an OL supporter. Lionel is looking for a guy called Joseph who borrowed his fridge, but still hasn't got it back yet. Lionel also now lives in Montreal, working in telemarketing, selling carpet spray for the Eaton Centre. He listens to Meatloaf, Mother Earth and acid jazz. How do I know Lionel? He came to England to study for a year, and he asked me if he could live in the same house as me. I kindly accepted. |
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| For the French, the bigger trophy was the more important one, because of its size. That one in gold was a secondary competition, which was fixed in France's favour to give them some confidence after failing to qualify for the two previous world cups, due to being eliminated by Israel. |
| French people are lovely people when they're not on strike. |
| French people are also lovely people when they're winning. |
| When they're losing, they've never heard of the game of football. |
| This mentality currently applies in rugby. |
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| This is Li-Yine, from exotic La Reunion. She met Lionel in Toulouse in 1994, and for some reason stayed with him. She has a younger sister, but I've forgotten what her name is. If Lionel would like to e-mail me and tell me, I'll be able to tell you what her name is. I don't know which team Li-Yine supports. She used to work for France Telecom. So who hasn't that's French? |
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| Above is a picture of Lionel's car. He has a car so that he can pull chicks when Li-Yine's not around. |
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| The French cook the best food in the world. That is not a matter of opinion, but fact. They're called frogs because they eat frogs legs. Frogs legs are delicious, as long as they're accompanied with the right sauce. |
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| You will notice that in each of these pictures there is wine. The French love to appreciate their drinks. This contrasts with the Enlgish tradition of drinking as much cheap beer as you can in order to "get pissed", followed by having a takeaway fish and chips, or kebab. The French give their food and drink much more consideration. |
| The French have lots of islands in the Pacific. These islands are nuclear bases, and their back gardens are Australia and New Zealand. |
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| This is a typical yummy French sandwich |
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| This is typical French bread. It's better than English sliced white bread. |
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| FOR MORE FROGDUDES, CLICK HERE |
| For Vincent the Frog, click here. |