Bobby E Jr.: first and foremost..it's been a long time coming..what's it mean to finally be apart of the DWL?

AV: Man, where do I start? Years of petitions, finally paid off for me...I can't even say that it feels good at this point because I'm coming into a league that's on it's last legs and all of the best players in the league have either left or already been dunked on by me

Bobby E Jr.: do you feel like you have anything to prove?

AV: At this point no. I feel as though I've already proved a lot on the DWL court, although the games played weren't sanctioned by the DWL itself. Also, who else in this league has been a runner up in a Wizards trampoline dunk contest...Buckhantz likened me to Dwight Howard...What more has to be said?

Bobby E Jr.: Thus far, however, you've missed both DWL combines and the DWL Draft...are we looking at a possible character issue here? are holdouts and blow ups down the road for you?

AV: I mean, I'm coming into this league shattering all of the old tattoo records. I think it's clear to the DWL and it's players what they can expect from me, if I see it fitting to belittle my teammate, my opponents, or the commisioner then I won't hesitate to do so...More than likely with the use of a lot of loud cussing that will offend neighbors and draw complaints...But I've always said I'm just here to play the game, I'm not looking to be a role model.

Bobby E Jr.: you've admitted that you haven't heard of half of the DWL players, if not more. What's your message to all those that haven't heard of you?

AV: Dunks...Expect them...On you, around you, through you...I've already won the dunk contest and my teammate and I will settle for nothing less than the championship...We've already gotten our goggles and Moet bottles ready...Oh, and other peoples' girlfriends normally find me quite handsome, I recommend leaving them at home during all DWL games...

Bobby E Jr.: speaking of your dunks- there are rumors that your jersey will consist of a list of all the 2 men in the league. You're then going to cross their names off once you've dunked on them- is there any truth to this?

AV: Actually, I hadn't even thought of it...I just assumed automatically that all 2 men would be dunked on...My focus was more so on all of the one men in the league, seeing as how Vadim Shenderey had already gotten dunked on in an unofficial combine...I may have to bring a large white board, I'm not sure yet how this will all play out but everyone should just expect to get dunked on

Bobby E Jr.: what if your team is down by a point and you need a score..the other team double teams you..do you take a contested shot or are you trusting salar?

AV: Some years back this would be an easy answer with no hesitation, shoot it...In recent times I've evolved my game and become more of a PFPG (Pass first Point Guard), so the more realistic answer in this scenario would be to pass the ball to Salar then instantly get it back from him

Bobby E Jr.: having already touched on the fact that you know very little of the DWL players, out of the ones you do know..who's game do you respect the most?

AV: Kevin Eaton without a doubt, not for the fact that I think he's a good player in any way or I think he has any type of heart and dedication. But he did in fact, many years ago, dunk on me and make my nose bleed on the official DWL court...Clearly the highlight of his life, and clearly the lowest point in mine...Respect has to be given to a play like that...

Bobby E Jr.: I need quick responses on these questions..and all should be a DWL player. Most likely to be President of the United States

AV: Salar

Bobby E Jr.: Most likely to get dunked on

AV: Every active DWL member

Bobby E Jr.: Most likely to dunk on you

AV: myself

Bobby E Jr.: Most likely to be seen with you outside of the DWL court

AV: Kevin Eaton, that is, whenever he needs me to get him a girl that he puts in his phone as "Yes"

Bobby E Jr.: most likely to be drunk at a game

AV: Alex Parr, more than likely from his hidden stash of Evan Williams in Kevin's garage

Bobby E Jr.: Alright, everythings different and you're an adult right now..with a 20something daughter..who do you want to date her?

AV: Whoever in the league is still a virgin...Anyone but Kevin Eaton...Or Salar, it might not be good for team chemistry if my daughter is giving him the reverse cowgirl...

Bobby E Jr.: ok we've all seen your NBA player comparison- Baron Davis. What would be your animal comparison?

AV: It would have to be a product of gene splicing, something that jumps high, runs fast, and is just over all good looking...Maybe the legs of a Lemur, the upper body of a silver back Gorilla, and the beautiful face of Lou Diamond Phillips

Bobby E Jr.: That'd be... that'd be something.

AV: Yeah. Along the lines of me now.

Bobby E Jr.: the DWL is always looking for fresh faces and fresh ideas..you got anything you'd like to see take place at games? outside of games?

AV: Strippers at or away from games, it would be nice to have trampoline dunk contests in between games...It would also be nice if the players were paid, but what does it really matter when the commisioner is selling the league?

Bobby E Jr.: is it true that you've volunteered to be the offiical DWL mascot?

AV: Not officially, but I think it's quite obvious that I possess all of the skills necessary to be the guy

Bobby E Jr.: alright I'm gonna need the first thing that comes to your head after these things... DWL MVP

AV: Andrew Valle

Bobby E Jr.: Joe's Cup

AV: Andrew Valle (and teammate Salar)

Bobby E Jr.: Team Ashkon/Greg

AV: Who? Dunked on...

Bobby E Jr.: Team Abi/Jay

AV: Sid's brother? Tallest guy to get dunked on

Bobby E Jr.: Team Kevin/Tom

AV: Revenge (kevin)

Bobby E Jr.: Team Alex/Adam

AV: Team Evan Williams/Possible cahoots to get Adam dunked on

Bobby E Jr.: Final 4- NCAA tournament

AV: 3 #1's and Stephon Curry

Bobby E Jr.: Final 4- DWL

AV: Andrew/Salar, 1st runner up, 2nd runner up, 3rd runner up

Bobby E Jr.: Just this year the DWL has started up "DWL Cares", a way for the DWL to give back to the community. We're taking it seriously- asking every DWL player to attend at least one event for charity. Any chance you're gonna let the paparazzi know where you'll be and when?

AV: I've spoken to the Commish about this, I am actually supposed to be having a bar fundraiser for the MS Walk...Still waiting on confirmation of times and dates...

Bobby E Jr.: great to hear...I'm sure the DWL will be heavily represented

AV: No, actually i will make absolutely no mention of the league nor will I invite any of its players

Bobby E Jr.: you don't mean that. There are also talks about having a 4th of July float in the parade in Montgomery Village...what kind of entertainment can the community expect from Mr. Valle?

AV: Let's see...Well, I live in Gaithersburg...The easy answer here is that they can expect not to see me at all, but being that this is my rookie campaign and the league's final year I may drive my Charger in front of the float blasting gogo from my former band

Bobby E Jr.: while which DWL stars dance?

AV: Clearly Tim Rumpff, Vadim, Salar, Kevin, and Abi will be pop locking on the float...

Bobby E Jr.: now there's a good visual. Do you want to let out any secrets on your slam dunk contest dunks yet?

AV: They're going to shatter any that have ever graced to\he rim of the DWL...The focus may be more on the velocity of the dunk itself than the spinning or contortioning of my body, I feel as though I could easily win the contest with a ferocious one handed dunk...But there's going to be something special brought out, I may have to peer through the online entries Rudy Gay recieved on his request

Bobby E Jr.: and finally- at the DWL all-star game after party, bringing a date is required. How are you gonna choose just one?

AV: If I were to do that, it would probably be one of the dates from the other players...So in order for them to save face I'll probably just bring some Salisbury joints that are down for anything...

Bobby E Jr.: Andrew Valle you are off the Miller Lite Hot Seat

AV: F*ck, Sh*t...Just a taste of what to expect during the season f*cking c*nts...

Bobby E Jr.: Andrew we're still live

AV: I bite my tongue for no one

Bobby E Jr.: Security!

AV: This league knew what was coming when a contract was offered to me.

AV: THEY F*CKING KNEWWwwwwwwww