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Miller Lite Hot Seat
Live w/ Tim Rumpff

Bobby E Jr.: Tim Rumpff welcome to the Miller Lite Hot Seat

Tim: its been overdue

Bobby E Jr.: it has, it has. So let's get right to it then

Bobby E Jr.: is this it for the DWL?

Tim: It really could be, but then again I was positive the winter season was it. When you have people who half the league has never met begging to be in it, it always leaves open the possibility of more seasons to come. But some of the vets are breaking down, so I just don't know.

Bobby E Jr.: what does the DWL mean to you?

Tim: Without the DWL I'd be a lost little child. If you want me to be honest, I made the league just to have a reason for people to hang out with me. If I wasn't one of the only people in the league to be able to put up a decent website, I think I'd been forced out of the league by now.

Bobby E Jr.: how do you want to be remembered- more for your involvement on the court or off?

Tim: That's tough... I would hope both. I could definitely see myself trying to push for a bronze statue to be placed in Kevin's front lawn of me after I'm gone. That would be for being one of the founder fathers. But when my grandkids hear the stories of the DWL, I hope they hear about Tim Rumpff's rebounding titles, MVP, and Joe's Cup.

Bobby E Jr.: If I told you you'd be on the hot seat some 5 years after we started this thing, what would you have told me?

Tim: You mean that it would take 5 years or that I would just be on it?

Bobby E Jr.: That you'd be on it, that the DWL would still be around

Tim: I would assume that I was pretty pathetic for still being in the DWL with a bunch of high school kids that I didn't know. There's no way I would believe that I'd have 3 other guys still around who've been here just as long.

Tim: I guess it is still kinda my first thought... lots of high schoolers nobodys knows

Bobby E Jr.: you have one season left and the opportunity to select anyone who's ever played in the DWL..who do you pick?

Tim: mike sorenson... no brainer

Bobby E Jr.: ok some quick hits..I need a simple 'good idea' or 'bad idea'

Tim: alright

Bobby E Jr.: Large tournament bracket placed on the roof of the garage

Tim: good idea

Bobby E Jr.: DWL exclusive party (one female invite per player). Ssort of like a DWL dance I guess?

Tim: great idea.. good luck with actually getting females

Bobby E Jr.: Participation in the parade

Tim: good idea... if we have a float

Bobby E Jr.: a buy-in for future seasons

Tim: that's tough... I'll go with bad idea, imagine trying to play an adam browne team with money on the line

Bobby E Jr.: individual trophies this year for award winners

Tim: sick idea... i can invision the 2man of the year one right now with a big number 2 on top

Bobby E Jr.: ok more quick hits now... best overall player this year

Tim: Myself. Stats and record dont lie

Bobby E Jr.: best scorer

Tim: "The Edge"

Bobby E Jr.: best defender

Tim: tought to choose one... Brownie, Vadim, and Abi always give me the most trouble for some reason

Bobby E Jr.: I'd accept that answer if you weren't on the hot seat. I need a name

Tim: we'll go brownie, he scares me

Bobby E Jr.: slam dunk champion

Tim: if ryan fitz doesn't enter, then I think ryan motyka will take it home

Bobby E Jr.: 3 point

Tim: the edge... home court advantage

Bobby E Jr.: ok. you're the judge, how long does paris get locked up?

Tim: i was hoping for the chair, but I guess she'll get like 20 days or something. Abbreviated for good behavior... I hope she at least gets she-raped a couple times

Bobby E Jr.: who would you want to be in a jail cell with for 20 days?

Tim: Brian Cosker seems like a good cuddler

Bobby E Jr.: I meant anybody in the world. But if Cosker is your choice...

Tim: I'm standing by my choice

Bobby E Jr.: least like to spend 20 days in a jailcell with

Tim: i'll go outside of the dwl for this one... Rosie O'Donnell. I can't stand her. She's a fat, disgusting pig. Donald Trump was right on the money. If she takes over for Bob Barker I may shoot myself.

Bobby E Jr.: let's say a casting director came to the DWL for the next installment of the fantastic four. you're the director. who do you want to play..The Thing

Tim: who else... brownie

Bobby E Jr.: The Human Torch

Tim: ryan fitz... flaming homosexual

Bobby E Jr.: Sue Storm (invisible woman)

Tim: adam walker's physique is probably closest to a woman so i'll go with him

Bobby E Jr.: Mr. Fantastic

Tim: Mr. Tim Rumpff

Bobby E Jr.: you can't direct and star in it!

Tim: Missed that part... that dude can stretch right?

Bobby E Jr.: yes he can

Tim: Abi's skinny little arms seem to never end so we'll go with him... but there's nothing fantastic about him so i dont know if that really works

Bobby E Jr.: Best movie of the summer you HAVE seen

Tim: Knocked up, inspired me to grow a beard... and buy a new assortment of chairs.

Bobby E Jr.: Best movie of the summer you HAVENT seen

Tim: Nancy Drew

Bobby E Jr.: Rather a teenybopper detective than cars that transform into giant robots?

Tim: I have a thing for detectives... and teenage girls

Bobby E Jr.: What's most likely on your ipod while you're warming up?

Tim: i wish it was something cool and up to date but i'm too lazy to ever update my ipod... there's nothing like fergie to get me really going though

Bobby E Jr.: what band, group, or singer would you put in charge of a DWL theme song?

Tim: I think 3-6 would be able to put together a song that would go over what the DWL is all about... kinda like their one for jackass 2. I would demand a verse though.

Bobby E Jr.: How would you make the DWL better going forward with or without you

Tim: The first step would be to not give any responsibilities to ryan fitz. If I'm still doing this in the future, I'm going to make sure we get people who want to be in the league year-in and year-out. We had some teams play 9 or 8 games this year and then some that took 3 months to play 4 and they were dragged onto the court to do it. Gotta have the heart to survive in the DWL.

Bobby E Jr.: Let's say for whatever reason you are unable to continue your duties- who takes over?

Tim: I'd love to give it to Kevin, but he's just as old as me and may not want that job. David Stern keeps calling, but he can't handle the stress of a higher profile league like the DWL. To be honest with you, there really is no younger player to groom to fit my shoes.

Bobby E Jr: I need a name. This is not the Coors Light frost brewed liner seat

Tim: Haha, if I had to choose one person that has the website abilities and the responsibility... I think I'd actually consider Scott Henderson running the show. Ryan Fitz was given his shot and blew it. There's just nobody else that is even a possibility

Bobby E Jr.: Tim Rumpff you are off the Miller Lite Hot Seat

Tim: I thought it would never end

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