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Live w/ Ryan Fitzmeyer

Bobby E. Jr.: Ryan Fitzmeyer welcome to the Miller Lite Hot Seat

Ryan: thanks its good to be here

Bobby E. Jr.: What's been going on with the DWL? Do you think that all the hype is still there even though the message board has been dead?

Ryan: I believe the hype has died down in the past couple of weeks. Before it seemed like everyone hated everyone and now there is all these friendships. There needs to be some more trash talking to try and hype up the league and create rivalries.

Bobby E. Jr.: speaking of rivalries, if you could get one punch on any DWL player, who would it be?

Ryan: Alex Parr with out a doubt. He is the biggest trash talker I have ever seen in my life. Someone needs to shut him up and a punch from me would do the job.

Bobby E. Jr.: you talk about these friendships in the league...you and Abi seem scarily close at times...are you the closest friends in the league or would you say someone else?

Ryan: Yes me and Abi are friends but we are not that tight. I think the two guys that are the best friends are Abi and Alex. They have a very close love hate relationship and Abi has been quoted saying ," I hope Alex can support us " so they I think are the closest in the league.

Bobby E. Jr.: who's gonna win the championship this year?

Ryan: Me and Tim

Bobby E. Jr.: you honestly believe that? That sort of sounds like the Arizona Cardinals saying they're going to win the Superbowl doesn't it?

Ryan: I honeslty do believe it. Tim is the most dominating player in the league and he will not be stopped. I will grab rebounds and put up some points here and there. We know we are the underdogs but we believe we have what it takes to bring home The Joe's Cup

Bobby E. Jr.: your partner Tim? The most dominating player in the league? I mean sure he's good, but you put him above the likes of David and Vadim?

Ryan: David is a solid player but I will take Tim's shot over David's anyday of the week. Vadim is the most over rated player in the league. The reasons he gets all his double doubles is because he misses so many shots and gets the rebounds.

Bobby E. Jr.: How do you feel about being the butt of most of the DWL jokes?

Ryan: I have to admit some nights I go home and cry myself to sleep, but I think it helps my mental strength in the long run and I can feed off some of the built up anger.

Bobby E. Jr.: Now I'm going to go through some DWL superlatives. I need a quick response

Ryan: ok

Bobby E. Jr.: Most likely to succeed

Ryan: Tim

Bobby E. Jr.: Best to bring home to mom

Ryan: Vadim

Bobby E. Jr.: Most likely to make the least money

Ryan: Alex

Bobby E. Jr.: Best smile

Ryan: hmmm tough one but i think David

Bobby E. Jr.: Most likely to turn gay

Ryan: Abi

Bobby E. Jr.: Most likely is already gay

Ryan: Abi

Bobby E. Jr.: Biggest flirt

Ryan: Emil

Bobby E. Jr.: Most likely to have a sex change

Ryan: Craig Isenbart

Bobby E. Jr.: Most likely to wind up in jail

Ryan: Adam Browne

Bobby E. Jr.: Most likely to have his name known

Ryan: Kevin

Bobby E. Jr.: what exactly does ryan fitzmeyer bring to the DWL?

Ryan: I bring a whole new type of player that the DWL has not seen before. I may be a little big but it works to my advantage.

Bobby E. Jr.: what do you have that we've never seen before?

Ryan: My style of my game is very unique. I can take it down low and body up. Or I can take the jumper from outside and score.

Bobby E. Jr.: you're joking right?

Ryan: no I have not unleashed my full arsenal of my game

Bobby E. Jr.: and when do you plan on unleashing it?

Ryan: Opening Day the DWL will be turned upside by my head turning play. I expect to go straight to the pro's out of highschool after the NBA sees me this sumer. I am a First Rounder gaurenteed.

Bobby E. Jr.: are you drunk? or just retarted?

Ryan: I am telling you wait and see. Tim and I will have sold out stands for every game we play. People will be coming to get a glimpse of the best team in DWL history.

Bobby E. Jr.: micheal jackson - thriller or bad?

Ryan: bad

Bobby E. Jr.: guilty or innocent?

Ryan: guilty

Bobby E. Jr.: white or black?

Ryan: black

Bobby E. Jr.: favorite NFL team

Ryan: Redskins.... going to the superbowl baby

Bobby E. Jr.: favorite NBA team

Ryan: dont have one and dont care for the NBA.

Bobby E. Jr.: alright I got some quick questions for you and I'll need quick answers

Ryan: alright