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Miller Lite Hot Seat

Live w/ David Lanham

David: here i am, ready.

Bobby E. Jr.: are you sure?

David: i was born ready

Bobby E. Jr.: david lanham welcome to the miller lite hot seat

David: its good to be here

Bobby E. Jr.: let's get started

David: lets go

1. You call yourself "the chosen one". My first question is - who in Gods name chose you, and what for?

David: The basketball gods chose me, at birth, to become the superhuman athlete i have become, to show the world just how exciting one man can be to watch. I didnt ask to be this way, or apply to, i simply, was chosen.

2. Now honestly - how serious do you see the DWL as being, and do you see it as something that can continue to grow in popularity?

David: I hold this league in the utmost respect. I had heard rumors of its expansion in the last couple years and thought it has all been great. The pure competition and the ongoing feuds are what will help to increase its popularity. In my opinion, in the next year or so, it's popularity will surpass the NBA's. Who know, maybe the NBA will become the DWL's developmental league.

3. Compare yourself to someone in the NBA.

David: I've always compared myself to Kevin Garnett, at least on the court. Off the court, he's an idiot, quite apparent in his SAT scores. On the court, we are both athletic, slim, and extremely versatile. I've always been able to and been asked to play all 5 positions, as he can do. Guarding someone with 8 inches on me and 50 lbs.? No problem. Sittin on the 3 line and hitting J's? No Problem

4. Quick one word responses: LeBron or Carmelo?

David: Carmelo

NBA MVP this year?

David: Garnett, obviously...or Theo Ratliff

Best team in the NBA?

David: Kings with Webber

Clinton Portis for Champ Bailey trade - who got the better deal?

David: Only person to say the Redskins

Vadim for Craig - who got the better deal?

David: Vadims better so Emils team...plus the russian chemistry.

5. Which team in the DWL has the best chance to beat yours?

David: hmmm thats a tough one cause we are unbeatable. So that causes a problem...

This is the hot seat of course we need an answer

David: yea it feels good in here...if you need an answer I'd say Joel and Adam.

6. Let's pretend you've grown up completely different. One of the DWL superstars is actually your brother. Which superstar would you want that to be?

David: Id least want to be brothers with Ryan Fitz. I probably would have committed suicide a long time ago. If tim could get me in with the NBA players, then him but if not...maybe adam browne for all the free protein shakes.

Interesting considering, if i'm not mistaken, ryan fitz actually has the most siblings

David: ill pray for them

7. Did you happen to catch the kelly & clay concert last week at the MCI center?

David: sorry, i missed that one. They are both beautiful women though.

8. What kind of concert could we expect to see david lanham at?

David: depends on the night, one night i might be at the Up N Smoke tour, the next at a jazz concert and the next at a poms performance watching tim, i mean assal parvisad

9. Gay marriages - yay or nay?

David: Nay, stay away and go play... away from me that is. You might want to ask ryan f. of his opinion though, it hits closer to home for him.

10. Which 2 DWL superstars could you most likely see trying to tie the knot in San Francisco?

David: Do i need to even say it? Of course, Ryan Fitzgerald or whatever his name is. Other than that, maybe adam b., he's in the gym a lot isnt he?

11. Hollywood wants to make a movie called "the chosen one" - the david lanham story. who plays david lanham?

David: Samuel Jackson, cuz he's a bad mothafucka, and put tracy mcgrady in for the athletic scenes as a stunt double

Who plays heather?

David: she would say britney spears but i would say my ex-girlfriend, Jennifer Lopez...I would stunt double for the sex scenes.

12. 1 on 1 matchup - ryan fitzmeyer vs. mrs. motyka, who wins?

David: Mrs. Motyka, hands down shes got the experience, court vision, intelligence and can definitely jump higher than him

Is there anyone you think ryan can beat?

David: Maybe his mother or brother/sister? I've never seen them play so i dont know. There may be some Senior Citizens he could beat to, if they give him a couple points before the game.

13. One 1 on 1 matchup you'd pay to see

David: Goldberg vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin always wanted to see that on the court...MJ in his prime vs. Kobe so the whole world understands that Kobe is nothing compared to The Great One. Trace's better than kobe anyways.

14. We'll conclude with some word association, so again - these responses have got to be quick

David: ok lets go

Ross Walker

David: great team player

Ryan Fitzmeyer

David: bum for life, on the court and off

Underrated

David: ross walker, the world will see soon

Overrated

David: vadim, his mvp run is over

Paris Hilton

David: saw the tapes, looked good, wouldnt mind making her life simple