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Englishman, Irishman, and Scotsman Jokes
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are at a haunted
house, inside the house there is a table, on the table there is a FIVE pound
note The Englishman walked over to the table and lent towards the note... A
voice bellowed 'I am the ghost of auntie mable leave that five pounds on the
table.' The Englishman ran away in fear and shock. The Scotsman called him a
tart and went to take the five pound note off the table sure enough he got the
same response and ran away, The Irishman walked up to the table ...THE VOICE
BELLOWED... the Irishman grabbed the note and the voice said 'you are brave I
will grant you one wish.' to this the Irishman replied 'can I have some new
pants I've shit these.'
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