It is common knowledge that men and women have different chromosomal makeups. Women are blessed with two whole, healthy X chromosomes. Men have a whole, healthy X chromosome, and a Y chromosome, which is merely an X chromosome with one arm of the X missing. Since there is less room on a broken Y chromosome, men necessarily have fewer genes than women. Women need to understand this, as it is not a male's fault that he's missing certain genes.
Of the missing genes, the most obvious one is the maturity gene. Guys just don't have it. Most are blissfully unaware of it's absence, and proceed through life to the end of their days, still laughing at the things that amused them when they were 8 years old. No matter how old they get chronologically, publically passing gas still amuses them. It's even funnier if it happens to be in church. Forgive them ladies, it's genetic.
Also notable by it's absence is the gene which permits women to distinguish between various household objects and the floor. Males can't tell the difference between the waste basket and the floor. Or the dirty clothes hamper and the floor. Or the towel rack and the floor. Or the coat closet. The list goes on, I'm sure each of you could add many more examples. Forgive them ladies, it's genetic.
Among the long list of other missing genes are the ones that allow women to keep their hands away from their private parts in public, allow women to change the bag in a vacuum cleaner before the old bag explodes, allow women to install a new roll of toilet paper on it's proper holder, and allow women to make eye contact while having converstation with members of the opposite sex, rather than staring fixedly at other parts of their anatomy. Forgive them ladies. They can't help it. It's genetic.