TOILET WATER BIO
IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT, PEOPLE WERE SOUND ASLEEP EXCEPT FOR ONE FREAK., INSTEAD OF SLEEPING HE DECIDED TO CONSUME SOME DRUGS AND RECORD SOME GINDCORE WITH HIS DRUM MACHINE. WHEN THE LONG HAIR PLAYED BACK WHAT HE HAD JUST RECORDED, HE REALIZED THAT HE HAD JUST CREATED A NEW SPECIES OF SOUND. ATONISHED AT WHAT HE HAD JUST DONE, THE FREAK DECIDED TO TRY TO DUPLICATE THE DISTGUSTING SOUNDS HE SPEWED FROM THE 4 TRACK. HE SUCEEDED IN CREATING 3 FULL LENGTH DEMOS FILLED W/ NOISE, STATIC, SEWAGE & RAUNCHY TOILET HUMOR. JUST WHEN HE THOUGHT IT COULDN�T GET ANY WORSE THE UNSUSPECTING NOISE GEEK STUMBLED UPON A FAT GAY, WHO WOULD LATER COLABORATE W/ THE PROJECT & ADD TO THE STUPIDITY OF THE BAND. AFTER A FEW DEPARTING MONTHS, THE TWO LOW LIFES ALONG W/ THEIR OBESE MEXICAN FRIEND DECIDED TO FINALLY GET TOGETHER & ABUSE SOME INSTRUMENTS, HOPING TO FIND A SICK SOUND TO RECORD. WITH THE HELP OF A FEW OTHER LOW LIFES, THE NOISE GEEK RELEASED HIS 4TH DEMO W/ HIS NEW NOISE PALS. AFTER THROWING ALL OF THEM OUT OF TH BAND AND KEEPING THE FAT GAY, THE TWO OF THEM COLABORATED TO FORM �IMAPALEMENT RECORDS�. DURING THE WINTER OF 98 TO THE MID SUMMER OF 99 BARRY & RAY (ALONG / THE HELP OF SOME PARMA REJECTS) RELEASED IMPALEMENT�S 5TH TOILET WATER DEMO �HEAVIER THAN MTAL�, & A VIDEO CONTAINING LIVE RECORDINGS OF US PLAYING IN BACKYARDS, GARAGES, & TOOL SHEDDS, A MUSIC VIDEO, AND US SMASHING THINGS W/ A SLEDGEHAMMER (TO NAME A FEW THINGS ON THE VIDEO). TOILET WATER & IMPALEMENT RECORDS SEEMED TO BE UNSTOPPABLE . . . OR SO WE THOUGHT . . . BUT DURING THE MIDDLE OF THE SUMMER OF 1999 THE TWO FREAKS WOULD GROW APART & FAIL TO RECORD ANY NEW MATERIAL FOR A LONG PERIOD OF TIME. SEVERAL LONG MONTHS WOULD SOON GO BYE . . . TOILET WATER & IMPALEMENT RECORDS WAS SLOWLY DYING AWAY. IN MID JANUARY (FOR WHATEVER REASON . . HE WAS PROBOBLY BORED) THE LONG HAIR DECIDED TO CONTACT THE FAT GAY & TRY TO RESURRECT THEIR DIRTY PROJECT. THE REUINION RESULTED IN SOME SLUDGY 4 TRACK RECORDINGS & BASEMENT JAMS. NOW, THAT THE TWO ASSHOLES HAVE REFORMED, NOTHING CAN STOP THEM NOW. . . . THE WORLD IS THEIRS & TOILET WATER WILL CONTINUE TO SPREAD IT�S DISEASE OF STUPID, YET CREATIVE, SOUNDS THAT ONLY AN ASSHOLE COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND.