| W.O.L - Warehouse of Love *Rameses and Steelbeak are playing checkers; Steelbeak is winning. Having nothing better to do, Scar is watching them* Rameses: I can't believe I'm losing to a CHICKEN. Steelbeak: If ya wanna get technical, I'm a cock. Rameses: I'm sure you are... Scar: *sarcastically* Most amusing play of words... *Frollo is reading a novel on the couch; his feet are up on the table; needless to say, this infuriates Ammonia Pine* Ammonia Pine: WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT PUTTING FEET ON THE TABLE??? *Frollo crosses his arms angerily and places his feet back on the ground; Ammonia pats him on the head* Ammonia Pine: That's what I like to see! *Frollo "flips her the birdy" as she walks away* *The "Negaverse Lair" theme goes off* Steelbeak: Argh! Right in da middle of da game! Rameses: *sighs* Lets just see what Black and Decker want... *Rameses switches on the monitor* Negaduck: Good evening, kiddies! Bwahahahahahhahahaha! We have a very special present for you and your friends. Something that I'll know I'll just love! W.O.L - *Rameses slaps himself in the face* Rameses: Anubis have mercy on us... The Liquidator: *pops up from out of nowhere* Catch your lucky spammers! They're magically delicious! When you deal with The Liquidator you get 20% off! Negaverse Lair - *Megavolt electrocutes himself in the background; Negaduck is not too happy* Negaduck: *yells* Whatever the hell you are doing, can you please keep it down!!!!??? Megavolt: Yes, Almighty Evil One... Negaduck: *faces the camera, rubbing his temples* Stupid electric-charged RAT...Errr...Were was I? Ooooh yesyesyesyes...Idiot in the yellow spandex, pass me the experiment clipboard, will'ya? *Megavolt passes Negaduck the clipboard; Negaduck snatches it out of his hands* Negaduck: *snatching the clipboard out of Megavolt's hands* Hey, GIMMIE THAT! *immediately starts reading it and smirks* Megavolt: Negs... Negaduck: Whaaaaaat? Megavolt: We're fresh out of cappuccino again! Negaduck: AGAIN? Megavolt: Yes... Negaduck: Ugh... W.O.L - The Liquidator: When you deal with The Liquidator you get 50% off of every Nest Caf� products! Spam Sign goes off; all the guys make a mad dash into the theater; clumsily running into each other in the process Door Sequence 7...6...5...4...3...2...1... *Everybody takes their seats* >READY TO KNOW? Scar: I'm ready when you are! Frollo: St Canard > CONFIDENTIAL The Liquidator: A movie that should have been! *Steelbeak shakes his head in approval* > The SOFTWARE They Want BANNED In all 50 STATES. Rameses: Including Ontario! Wait, that's a province... > Why? Because Scar: I said so! Steelbeak: Dat's why! >these secrets were never intended to reach your eyes... The Liquidator: Viewer discretion is therefor advised. > Get the facts on anyone! Scar: And anything the light touches! > Locate Missing Persons, find Lost Relatives, Frollo: Best of all, Learn how To Type like This. The Liquidator: If I can Do it, anyone Can! > Locate Missing Persons, Steelbeak: Abe! Dere you are! I've been worried sick about'chu! I taught da whitecoats took youse away! >find Lost Relatives, Scar: And marry them. The Liquidator: Nothing better than a dysfunctional and inbred, red neck-style family! *Rameses cracks up* >obtain Addresses and Phone Numbers of old school friends, Frollo: Then get involved in their extra-curricular activities, whether they are illegal or not. I could care less. >even Skip Trace Dead Beat Spouses. Steelbeak: Can't fuhget about the ol' S.T.D.B.S! >This is not a Private Investigator, Scar: *relieved* Thank god for that. I don't want you investigating my PRIVATES! >but a sophisticated SOFTWARE program DESIGNED to automatically CRACK YOUR CASE with links to thousands of Public Record databases. Rameses: *flatly* Boo-yay. >Find out SECRETS about your relatives, friends, enemies, and everyone else! The Liquidator: I just found out that Aunt Jennie is having an affair with Cousin Ernie who is also having an affair with Jonny-Boy Picket-Fence! Frollo: *sarcastically* Oh! The horror! What will we ever do? Scar: I proclaim we turn everyone into goats! >-- even your spouse! The Liquidator: Yes, even your spouse will not escape the wrath of the Goatifier! >With the New, INTERNET SPY AND YOU! Steelbeak: I just hated da old INTERNET SPY AND YOUSE! > It's absolutely astounding! Scar: It just kept getting bigger and bigger! Steelbeak: *cracks up* And dat's why dey call me Mr. Big! >Here's what you can learn: Frollo: How to make Kraft Dinner with instructions provided. >License plate number! Get anyone's name and address with just a license plate number! (Find that girl you met in traffic!) Rameses: Oh, COME ON! >Driving record! Get anyone's driving record! The Liquidator: I found out that Roy Disney was charged with going 10 kilometers over the limit! Thanks to the Internet Spy and You! >Social security number! Trace anyone by social security number! Steelbeak: Eh, yer right babe but I prefuh takin' da harder route. Ya know, fingaprint? Frollo: Sometimes the older methods work best. I agree... >Address! Get anyone's address with just a name! The Liquidator: John Smith sure gets around! Not only does he live on 555 Avenue North but also on 444 Unity Road and 545 Chase Drive as well! Scar: I have no idea what Pocahontas found so attractive in him *shakes head* >Locate! Long lost friends, relatives, a past lover who broke your heart! Rameses: And your white sock with a hole in the sole that was missing for a week! >E-mail! Send anonymous e-mail completely untraceable! Frollo: The point of being anonymous is being untraceable, am I correct? > Dirty secrets! Steelbeak: I confess! I slept with Ammonia on Tuesday! Frollo: *recoils in horror* Adulterer! Steelbeak: *snarls and grabs him by the collar of his gown and nearly punches the living daylights out of him* Yer a fine one to talk! Rameses: Settle down! >Discover dirty secrets your in-laws don't want you to know! The Liquidator: I don't need to discover them! Why, they're splashed all over the headlines! >Investigate anyone! Use the sources that private investigators use (all on the Internet) secretly! Frollo: On the subject of Basil of Baker Street, you think he did investigations before the invention of this "program"? Of course not. Steelbeak: Watch...Wiv'in a week dis'll be da new rage for SHUSH. Buh-leave me. >Ex-spouse! Learn how to get information on an ex-spouse that will help you win in court! Rameses: *as a customer* I found out that my ex-spouse was a crossdresser! Scar: That's what you get for dating Mulan! >(Dig up old skeletons) Scar: Lather and repeat! Rameses: I just love digging up old skeletons. I do it every Sunday! >Criminal search-Backround check! Steelbeak: Uhhh...Rameses...What'za 'back*ROUND* check'? The Liquidator: *a la Ricky Riccardo; pokes Rameses* Leetle Ricky you've got some 'splaining to do! Rameses: I don't need to "'splain" anything. It's the author's misspelling...Terrible. Just terrible. >Find out about your daughters boyfriend! (or her husband) The Liquidator: Or find out about both her husband and her boyfriend! >Find out! If you are being investigated! Scar: Big brother is watching! The Liquidator: No one is safe! > Neighbors! Learn all about your mysterious neighbors! Find out what they have to hide! Steelbeak: Wellllll...Lets seeee...One pound of marriage-e-wanna found in Jean Chretin's sock drawer... Rameses: Dirty underwear that's been accumulating in the laundry bin for over a week now... Steelbeak: Dat belongs to dat Shun Youse geek. Rameses: It's "Shan Yu" and I would advise not calling him a "geek"! >People you work with! Scar: Well there's Lickit and Steelfreak and Ram and Moan and then there's ME! >Be astonished by what you'll learn about people you work with! The Liquidator: Rameses is gay! Rameses: Hey! The Liquidator: Frollo uses Rogaine! Frollo: I do not! The Liquidator: Steelbeak - Steelbeak: Heyyyyyyy...Keep me outta it...What am I? The centah of yer amusements? >Education verification! Scar: I should've went to DeVry instead of Harvard... Rameses: *sings* Education verification what's your function? > Did he really graduate college? Find out! Steelbeak: He flunked. > Internet Spy and You Software will help you discover ANYTHING about anyone, with clickable hyperlinks and no typing in Internet addresses! Just insert the floppy disk and Go! The Liquidator: I link then go! > You will be shocked and amazed by the secrets that can be > discovered about absolutely everyone! Frollo: As well as completely and utterly disgusted as I am now. >Find out the secrets > they don't want you to know! Steelbeak: And what I don't wanna know! >About others, about yourself! Rameses: Me, myself and I! > It's Scar: Stupid. >INCREDIBLE Scar: -blee so. >what you can find out using Internet Spy and You Frollo: And me. > and the Internet! The Liquidator: Aaaaaand the Internet! >You'll be riveted to your computer screen! Steelbeak: ...Literally. >Get the software they're trying to ban! Before it's too late! The Liquidator: Must! Act! Now! Rameses: I think exclamation marks are a weird little turn on for spam authors. Frollo: Vile! Rameses: Quite so. Scar: *as the author* Exclamation marks are just so sexy! I just can't get enough of them. >> LIMITED TIME OFFER: ORDER TODAY! Steelbeak: *whines* Oh can't it wait 'till tamorrow? > Only $24.95 The Liquidator: Plus shipping and handling! Rameses: *as author* Pay a cent under and we'll give you a Chinese torture session for absolutely free! Right? >We will Rameses/Frollo: *gasp* Scar: *The Archdeacon* Stop! The Liquidator: *Clopin* Cried the archdeacon! >RUSH YOU Steelbeak: *pissed off* Oh yeah? You too, pal! >> You can know EVERYTHING about ANYONE with our Internet Spy and You Software. Works with all browsers and all versions of AOL! Steelbeak: *stands up* Dat's it! Alright, consider me very annoyed! *Rameses tries to restrain Steelbeak but gets pushed back onto the chair; Frollo looks away in disgust; Steelbeak and Rameses start a fight on the theater floor* Scar: *as Ping* I'll hold him while you punch! The Liquidator: Get him Steels! Kick his DreamWorks butt outta here! He's outnumbered! Negaduck: *over the loudspeakers* GET BACK TO WORK YOU KNOBS AND QUIT PLAYING AROUND ON THE FLOOR! *Steelbeak and Rameses scramble back into their seats* Rameses: *folds arms over his chest in annoyance* Nice going, CHICKEN BROTH. Steelbeak: Hmf. >> ORDER TODAY: SEND ONLY $24.95 US CASH, CHECK, OR MONEY ORDER The Liquidator: I'll use neither! I'll use Monopoly bills! Scar: Hey they won't know the difference... >> (you may also send one of your own address labels > for accuracy if you have one.) Frollo: To hell with it, just send them your credit card! >> ATTENTION ORDERS OUTSIDE THE US: You must ad $5 for shipping. Rameses: Lousy Canadian dollar anyway... >> *Foreign money orders must be payable on a US BANK AND IN US FUNDS! >>NO EXCEPTIONS! Steelbeak: And dey say F.O.W.L's tough...Jeez... > > > > The Liquidator: Horizontal mountain climbing! Scar: Fun for the whole family! >> DON'T WAIT TO GET STARTED... Frollo: End...It...Now... >it's as easy as 1. 2. 3. Rameses: *as a Kindergarten teacher* Alright children, what number comes after four? Steelbeak: Five. Scar: Uh, six. The Liquidator: Seven! Frollo: Eight. > STEP 1 - Print the order form text below >> STEP 1 - Print the order form text below > > STEP 2 - Type or print your order information into the order form section > > STEP 3 - Mail order form and payment to the address below Frollo: I'm getting on in the years I know, but...Did I just see two Step 1's? Rameses: Yes you did. > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mail the portion below<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Scar: *as author* Just cut along the dotted line just like so! >> Name: ______________________________ Steelbeak: Just call me "Dofasco". The Liquidator: Our product is steel, our strength is people. Our home is Hamilton! >Address: _____________________________ Frollo: We are in a refurbished warehouse in the dumpy part of the city. Look for us. > City/State/Zip __________________________________________ Scar: Hamilton, Ontario. Our zip code. Pardon us, our Postal Code is...What's our Postal Code again, Rameses? Rameses: We don't have one. Scar: Oh... > > >>> >> > >> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> end of form<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Steelbeak: Yay! We're finished! Rameses: *gravely* Not quite... > DISCLAIMER: The seller of this powerful software resource will not be > held responsible for how the purchaser chooses to use its resources. The Liquidator: In case death occurs while operating software, no charges will be laid against "Internet Spy and You" and it's affiliates. >> To be removed from our mailing list please > send an email to [email protected] and put remove > in the subject. > Thank you Frollo: *thru gritted teeth* You're welcome... Steelbeak: So we're finished now, right? Rameses: Yes... Steelbeak: Whew... *all get up to leave the theater; spam sign starts and Negaduck's maniacal laugh can be heard through the speakers* Negaduck: I'm not finished with you YET! Ahahahahahahahahaaaa! Rameses/Frollo/Scar/Liquidator/Steelbeak: *groan and sit back in their seats* > Fwd: You Could Be A Guaranteed Cash Prize Winner! The Liquidator: I could also be a masked madman! >Dear Winner, Steelbeak: *obsessively hand gestures* Mangiare il pane tostato! The Liquidator: He said "eat toast". Steelbeak: *offended* Che cosa popolate contro pane tostato? In un mondo perfetto, la gente che non mangia pane tostato dovrebbe essere battuta con un calzino bagnato ed allora essere appesa fuori per asciugarsi. *growls and crosses his arms over his chest and refuses to look at his cohorts* Scar: ...I'm not even going to ask... Rameses: Author of MiSTing has been playing with Babelfish. Please forgive! *hangs head in embarrassment* The Liquidator: Babelfish was brought to you by the letter "L" for Liquidator! >Come to GroupLotto to claim your cash. Rameses: Alternatively, rob the local bank. >All you have to do is register and play, and you could be a guaranteed cash prize winner. Frollo: Heavens, he actually spelt it right this time. >Don't wait! Scar: You'll piss your pants if you don't go now! Rameses: SCAR! >You have a chance to claim up to $10 Million for Free? Steelbeak: Baciare il mio asino piuma! Rameses: Watch the beak, I know what you just said! Steelbeak: *sheepishly* Sorry daddy Rameses... >Just click the link below or cut and paste it into your browser and play GroupLotto's FREE Lottery with daily prizes and you have a chance to win a Grand Prize up to $10 Million and you could be a guaranteed cash prize winner when you register and play.* The Liquidator: Notice the asterisk! >http://destinationsite.com/c?c=161578.71815.0.16247.0">http://destinationsite.com/c?c=161578.71815.0.16247.0 Scar: Clicking on the above link will send you to a porn site! Rameses: One more time, Scar, one more time... Scar: Okay, okay...I get it, I get it... >Click the link below or cut and paste it into your browser now for your FREE chances at our overflowing mega-jackpot of up to $10,000,000! Frollo: You see, I would, but I'm afraid the paste would stain my gowns, you see? I cannot dryclean it. >http://destinationsite.com/c?c=161578.71815.0.16247.1">http://destinationsite.com/c?c=161578.71815.0.16247.1 The Liquidator: URLs are not always what they seem! Frollo: Proceed with caution! >Free... Rameses: To a good home. One slightly scrawny male lion, one liquidized dog, and one slightly overweight rooster. Plus one really sexy Egyptian Pharaoh. Accessaries included. Scar: I am offended. I am not "scrawny", I am "svelte". So there. Steelbeak: I am NOT overweight. It's my chest. My waist is thin as Scar's. *Scar gives Steelbeak a dirty look* Steelbeak: Okay, I'm exaggerating... Rameses: I rest my case... >You could be a Guaranteed Cash Prize Winner Frollo: Or looser. >...and a chance to win up to Millions and Millions The Liquidator: And millions! >.... Mmmmm... Steelbeak: *Homer Simpson* Hot s - Rameses: NO! *Rameses clamps Steelbeak's jaws shut* Steelbeak: *struggles* Mmf! >Play now! Scar: *Quackerjack* It's plaaaaaay-time! >Thank you and Good Luck, The GroupLotto.com Team Rameses: *releases his grip on Steelbeak's beak* We fail, you die! >In order to claim your prize you must register for GroupLotto and be at least 18 years of age to play. Scar: I hate being underage. >No Purchase Necessary. The Liquidator: Please see details inside. >By registering for GroupLotto and playing our free sweepstakes, everyone wins at least $1.00. Frollo: I only got 25 cents! Bah! >You will be notified via email of your cash prize which will be awarded through Paypal. Steelbeak: *Pinky* Narf! >One time offer to new registrants only. Rameses: Because the old timers don't matter anymore. >For complete contest rules, click the link below or cut and paste it into your browser. >>http://destinationsite.com/c?c=161578.71815.0.16247.2">http://destinationsite.com/c?c=161578.71815.0.16247.2 Scar: It's over, it's over - - Rameses: No, one more to go... >Complete E-COMMERCE solutions to accept VISA, MasterCard, American Express, Discover and Checks for your website, online store, traditional storefront or home based business. Steelbeak: Baciare il mio asino Italiano... Rameses: *smacks Steelbeak* Remind me to give you and Scar a good talking to after this! Steelbeak: *mournfully* Su perche ottengo sempre selezionato...Se non e Darkwing e voi! Scar: Oh stop being so pitiful. It doesn't suit you. *Scar and Steelbeak growl and prepare to duke it out with one another* Rameses: *sighs and bangs their heads together* The less we argue, the faster we'll get this over with... >WE OFFER The Liquidator: Free beer for all! Only 99 cents! >-Bank-approved merchant accounts Frollo: Sewing machines... Steelbeak: Macchine per cucire...li mostrero che ero attacchero una macchina per cucire! Rameses: Knock it off! The Liquidator: Steelbeak doesn't have a lot of friends! Remember, when you deal with the Liquidator, everyone is your friend. Scar: *hisses* That's *his* problem. >-Real-time, online payment transactions Scar: Atomic bombs... >-Shopping carts Frollo: *sings* All I want for Christmas is my shop-ping carts! >-Terminals & printers The Liquidator: And scanners! Frollo: Oh my! >-95% approval rate Steelbeak: *as author* The rest just slip down da drain! >-Fast 5 - 7 day setup Rameses: Ya know, I wonder if they have a deal like the pizza deliverers. If you don't get it set up a day later or whatever, you get free service. The Liquidator: With the Liquidator you receive fast and friendly service or your money back! >A TURNKEY E-COMMERCE SOLUTION FOR Scar: Remember the Alamo! >-Internet Storefront Businesses >-Mail Order and Phone Order >-Start-up Businesses >-Traditional Retail Stores >-Home based Businesses Frollo: *yawns* Same old, same old... >Good Credit / Bad Credit / No Credit Steelbeak: *snaps* Darkwing pu� mordere il mio asino! *ducks as Rameses throws a punch at him* >**** NO PROBLEM **** Rameses: *Bart Simpson* Eat my shorts. ------FREE SET-UP------FREE SET-UP------FREE SET-UP---------- The Liquidator: Brought to you by "Broken Records "R" Us". >While OTHERS Charge You From $200 TO $350 To Get Set Up Scar: *as author* We pay twice that much! >WE CHARGE ZERO FOR SETUP FEES!!! Steelbeak: *smugly* Hah! Scar: Shut up... >Limited Time Offer So Take Advantage NOW!!! Frollo: What do flea control products have anything to do with this? The Liquidator: Beats me, Fred. >Secure safe transactions are authorized in true real-time immediately Rameses: Oop...Redudancy alert! >upon submitting orders Steelbeak: Ya know wif me I always like having the goils do whatever they'd like with me. Scar: I didn't care to know that... Steelbeak: Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh! Frollo: That fiendish laugh... Steelbeak: It'sa woik of art. Frollo: So are a lot of things considered to be a work of art. Laughing is not one of them. Steelbeak: Go shove it... Rameses: *sighs* You two... > right on your website. The Liquidator: So millions of people can marvel at the beauty in the nature of spam! >You can process transactions right over the Internet without the need for separate transaction terminal or processing software. Scar: *sarcastically* Reaaally? >Dedicated data line for Steelbeak: Eva Peron! >fast, 3-5 second transactions. The Liquidator: I'll show you my transactions if you show me yours! >No installation required! Rameses: Aw, but I want an installation! >Quick and easy account setup: 5 - 7 days. Scar: Um, he's repeating himself...I think we should leave... >--------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scar: Follow the black-dash road! >Full Service E-Commerce Provider who offers complete e-commerce solutions for thousands of businesses. Steelbeak: Not mine! >FREE CONSULTATION WITH AN INDUSTRY EXPERT, NO OBLIGATION The Liquidator: And no salesperson will visit! >-LOWEST MONTHLY SERVICE FEES as low as 1.59% > Banks can charge up to 5% or higher Rameses: I dunno, our bank is pretty reasonable... >------FREE SET-UP------FREE SET-UP------FREE SET-UP-------- Frollo: Enough already! >The Time Is Right!!! Scar: *author* No, wait...I'm wrong. 10 minutes past the right time. Sorry. >Call Now!!! Steelbeak: Eh, we would. But we're in a pred-ict-a-ment and we're a bunch of lazy asses, so... >please call us toll free at: Frollo: 1-800-654-3221. Ask for "Claude". >1-888-480-9950 >>>To have a CONSULTANT contact you, we must have ALL of the following information: Rameses: Married, single, widowed or divorced? Scar: American or Canadian? The Liquidator: A villain or a no-good-doo-gooder? Frollo: Are you an adjective, noun or verb? Steelbeak: Person, place or ting? >First & Last Name_______________________________ Scar: Bond. James Bond. >Phone With Area Code__________________________ Frollo: Four-one-six-W-Disney. >Company Name________________________________ Steelbeak: Fiendish Organization for Woild Larceny. Would you like pretzels to go wiv it? >Product and/or Service__________________________ Steelbeak: Fig'ur it out yer self. >* USA Only The Liquidator: Canadians are prohibited in taking part in scheduled events. We are sorry for any inconvenience. >No adult Rameses: Children only. > or travel Frollo: *whines* But I like traveling. Scar: Sorry, pops. He said no travel. >A merchant account CONSULTANT will contact you soon. The Liquidator: But most likely NOT. >Here's what our customers say... ALL: It SUCKS. >Testimonial # 1 - I knew having a merchant account would increase my sales, But Steelbeak: *Iago* BOY WAS I WRONG! >never thought it would be so Rameses: *shell-shocked* So...Terrible... >great. Frollo: ..."Another tailgaiter", Mulan remonstrated as she looked into the rear-view mirror. >In addition in being able to take major credit cards, I can also do real time credit card processing on the internet and receive orders while I am Sleeping. Scar: Wow. That's a lot of talent. >It's awesome! Steelbeak: So - am - I! *the other guys groan* >I encourage every serious business owner to get one. Rameses: Thanks, we'll think about. >Thanks. Rameses: You're welcome. >M.B./MI Frollo: M.B? The Liquidator: Miiiiiiiister Bean! >Testimonial # 2 - " Being a home based business owner, no one would approve me, Scar: Apparently not a lot of people believe in the "We are One" philosophy. >until this came my way. Steelbeak: A rather large com'utah train. >I am more than grateful. Rameses: Are you? It's hard to tell. You have that funny look on your face... >Within 10 days Frollo: I came out of quarantine with a clean bill of health. >I had my merchant account set up. Steelbeak: But I hadda to take it down. It was ugly. It really didn't suit da dining table at all... >I am more than pleased with the 24 hr. customer service. Scar: In fact, I'm ecstatic. >My business has sky rocketed because The Liquidator: I amalgamated with the Liiiiiiiiquidator! >Oscar/FL Rameses: Hey, it was Oscar the grouch...*laughs* >This message was sent by an independent advertising company. Frollo: I somehow thought it would be. >To be removed please send an email to: [email protected] Steelbeak: *Basil* Hmmmmm...An art lover. >and put REMOVE in the subject line. Rameses: Alternatively, put "BURN TO A FIERY ASH" instead. >Thank you! Scar: *overly cheerful* You're welcome! >We apologize for any inconvenience. Frollo: *sarcastically* Oh, it's no problem. Really. Rameses: It's over, it's over... *all cheer and exit the theater* NEGAVERSE LAIR - *Megavolt has got his head stuck through a lampshade. Negaduck is circling him and clicking his tongue on the roof of his bill* Negaduck: Hmmm...Nah...I like the red better. Red for blood! Bhwahahahahah! Megavolt: *whines* But the red one doesn't fit me... Negaduck: Who cares!?! Negaduck: *faces camera* Why salaam and good evening my faithful subjects! I hope you had a wonderfu time in the theater because I sure hoped you did *laughs maniacally* Now, were was I? Oh, yes...The red one...*goes off camera* W.O.L - Rameses: *stares at the screen with an eyebrow raised; then suddenly remembers he has to give a 'talking to' Scar and Steelbeak* Well...Adios! *walks off* Scar! Steelbeak! Get over here RIGHT this moment! *Scar and Steelbeak whistle innocently*Scar:*pretends he didn't hear his name called* Hey, Steels...*pokes him with a claw* Did you hear something? Steelbeak: Uhhh...No? Scar: *smirks* Perfect. *waltzes off, singing 'Hakuna Matata' with Steelbeak following suite* Ammonia Pine: *hollers* STEELBEAK AND SCAR! GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! *Steelbeak smacks himself in the face* Steelbeak: Argh...I fuhgot... Scar: What? Steelbeak: Rameses wants to give us a talking to. Scar: Argh! Rameses: *smugly* Ah...There you two are... *Scar and Steelbeak are cowering on the ground, huddled to one another and shivering* Scar: *grins apologetically* N-n-now Rameses...Don't do anything dramatic now... Rameses: *wryly* Of course not...*whistles* Toby! Scar: The hound of hell! *the sound of a baying hound echoes throughout the building; Scar caterwauls and runs off. Ammonia grabs Steelbeak by the tail* Steelbeak: YIPE! Ammonia: YOU are going with ME! *starts dragging him off to a room with a "Keep Out" sign on it* Steelbeak: *whimpers* No, no...Please don't I beg you! *digs his nails into the floor as she drags him off* *The Liquidator and Rameses look on; smiling* Rameses: He deserved it! The Liquidator: Hey, damn right! C'mon...*sings* Hakuna Matata...*walks off* Rameses: *shrugs; sings* What a wonderful phrase! *the two continue to walk through the warehouse singing "Hakuna Matata" as we see the Basset Hound from The Great Mouse Detective chase "poor" Scar around; Ammonia Pine is laughing wickedly as Steelbeak screams in terror* Steelbeak: *in the background as the credits roll* YOU CAN'T DO DIS TO ME!!! I'M GONNA HAFTA REPORT YOUSE TO THE HSPCA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHH...! Negaverse Lair - Negaduck/Megavolt: *grinning evilly, facing the camera* DUM-DA-DUM-DUM-DAAAAAAAAAA! |