Instead please enjoy our feature on former Iraqi Infomation Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
Name: Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf a.k.a Comical Ali
Drinkolympian Since: 21 March 2003
Drinkolympic Country of Origin: Iraq
Drinkolympics Drink of Choice: Woodstock Bourbon.
Worst Drunken Quote: "There are no American infidels in Bagdad. Never!"
" Americans are wild donkeys"
" We will welcome them with bullets and shoes".
" They think we are retarded. They are retarded".
" Cruise missiles do not scare us, we will catch them".
Top 3 Drinking Songs: 1) Outkast - Bombs Over Bagdad
2) Bruce Springsteen - Born in the USA
3) Steve Miller - The Joker
Dream Drinking Companion: Bex Reed
Most Memorable Drinkolympics Moment: Beating Saddum in the 100 yard dash
Most Controversial Drinkolympics Moment: Getting drunk and playing with some chemical weapons
Person Most Likly to be 'Spity': Chemical Ali or Fraser