This set of rules and regulations must be read and adhered to by persons competing in any event coordinated by the Datt Man Association Drinkolympics Committee
Persons who attempt to Coorinate or participate in any drinkolympics event with out prior arranagement or consent receievd from persons on the, Datt Man Drinkolympic Committie will be banned indefinitely from any further Drinkolympics events.
'The Datt Man Drinking Association', Drinkolympics consists of 3 events. To become an offical member on the register of Drinkolympians, athletes must complete all 3 events within 5 minutes, with no single event spanning more than 1 minute. In special cirumstances dispensation may be granted, given a written request is received by the committee.
Athletes who do not qualify for the Drinkolympics events are encouraged to participate in the Paradrinkics, were the focus is primarily on participation. Paradrinkics paricipants will all be given feel good names, to increase their self-esteem, and make them feel like winners that they are.
In all events alcohol is subject to compliance with Drinkolympics Standards. Members of the official Datt Man Drink Olympic Committee, reserve the right to disqualify athletes who do not forfill the alcoholic criteria. Any type of beer is legal, however other beverages are subject to inspections, overseen by the offical Drinkolypmic Committee.
Events
Triple Jump
The triple Jump consists of 9 shots consumed from 3 shot glasses. Two fillers fill the empty glasses either side of the athlete. The timing of the event starts when the athlete first starts drinking. Vessel may be held in hand or using anyother body part, before timming commences. The Datt Man Drinking Association Drinkolympics Committee strongly recommends that only professional athletes attempt to use other body parts other than the hand. Timing of this event finishes when the athlete places the glass back upon the table. The triple Jump is by far the most prestigious event in the drinkolympics, and is the true reflection of the superior athlete.
Equipment: The Offical Drinkolympic Shot Glasses.
The Long Jump
The Long Jump consists of 9 shots from 9 separate glasses. All of which must be filled to an adequate level before the athlete may start his or her run up. Timing in the Long Jump begins when the athlete first touches the first glass, and ends when the final glass, consumed, is placed back upon the table.
Equipment: The three offical drinkolympic shot glasses plus any 6 other shot glasses approved by the Drinkolympic committee.
The 100 Meter Dash
The 100m Dash consists of 3 shots from 3 separate glassed. All glasses are to be filled before the race. Timing in the long jump begins when the athlete first touchs the first glass and ends when the final glass, consumed, is placed back upon the table.
Equipment: The 3 Offical Drinkolympic shot glasses.
The 50km Walk
The 50km Walk is the Drinkolympics endurance event. The timing of the evnt is set at 1 minute. During that 1 minute competitors are to consume as many shot as possible. Timing begins when the first shot is lifted from the table. Competitors are warned that participating in the 50km walk can lead to dizziness and the becoming completely bloody leg-less, as happened to Craig Barrett in the same event at the 1998 Commonwealth Games in KL.
Equipment: Planet Hollywood shot glass series.