| Drink Club Rules |
| The first rule of drink club is boast like fcuk about being in drink club. |
| The second rule of drink club is that you must make a complete fanny of yourself due to drink, at least three times a month. |
| The third rule of drink club is that you must be seen to be tring like a bear to make a complete fanny of yourself at all times while on the sauce. |
| The forth rule of drink club is that you must join in with any crazy s*!t that is taking place during the duration of a night out. |
| And of corse the most important rule shut up and get bevied. |
| Failure to live up to these set guide lines can result in you being moved down the drink club pecking order. Resulting in social embarasment in you becoming a follower rather that an instigator. |
| Any enquires about these rules should be made in person at. Drink Club Towers The Gangy Market Street Musselburgh |