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| NAME - MISERY WHY IS HE TUFF? - LOOK AT THE PICTURE TO START WITH. ALSO BROKE HIS ARM IN A HORRIFIC RUNNING AWAY FROM FIREWORK / FLOWERBED INCIDENT BUT DIDN'T GO TO THE HOSPITAL TILL THE DAY AFTER. WOAGH! HELLA TUFF! ALSO THREW AN A-Z AT THE FOG WHILST VERY ANGRY. FAVOURITE QUOTE - "MOAN MOAN MOAN, FUCKING HELL" |
| CUNT SCORE - 100% - FULL BLOODED MEGA-CUNT! |
| NAME - THE SLAGAPILLAR WHY IS HE TUFF? - HE HAS SET ONE OF HIS MATES COCKS ON FIRE. HE DRINKS UNTIL HE CAN AFFORD IT, THEN BEATS UP A 14 YEAR OLD HIM FAN FOR HIS POCKET MONEY, HELPING HIM TO EAT HIS OWN ARSE ON THE WAY. HE HAS ONE EYEBROW - 'THE SLAGAPILLAR'. WHEN HEADBANGING HE IS USUALLY TOO PISSED TO SPELL. HE HAS RUN UP TO THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN IN NORWAY NAKED WITH ONLY A BATTLEAXE FOR COMPANY. HIS HAIR IS BALD YET HE IS NOT. HE ALSO KNOWS WHERE THE WHERE WOLF IS. AND ANYONE WHO HAS SURVIVED A TOUR WITH MISTRESS IS PROPER TUFF. FAVOURITE QUOTE - "I HAVE A WHOLE ARSEFUL OF EVIL. WHY WOULD I NEED A BAG" |
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| CUNT SCORE - 91% - WONDERBANGER!! |
| PROPER CUNTISH PHOTO TO FOLLOW... |
| NAME - TREEBEARD / RANDOM PHIL WHY IS HE TUFF? - HES PRETTY TUFF FOR GOING OUT WITH HIS BEARDPAINTED WHITE. HE HAS LIT ZURTEEN CANDLES OF WAGGZ AS HE IS AN EX MEMBER OF SIREN FALL. HE HAS WORN CORPSEPAINT BY SOME TRESS AND WOULD BE WELL UP FOR KILLING THE MISTRESS STALKER. PROOF OF HIS ABSOLUTE CUNTISHNESS CAN BE FOUND MOST SATURDAYS AT THE ACADEMY WHERE YOU CAN FIND HIM DRINKING IN THE METAL WAY UNTIL HE FALLS OVER. USUALLY ONTO A GIRL. FINAL SCORE LET DOWN BY THE LACK OF DESCRIPTION ON HIS QUESTIONAIRRE. FAVOURITE QUOTE - "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!" |
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| CUNT SCORE - 78%- ROCK N ROLL MACHINE. FOR EXTRA CUNT POINTS WE NEED FURTHER PROOF OF CUNTISHNESS! |
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| NAME - ZII WHY IS HE TUFF? - ZII IS FULL ON TUFF, HE IS THE WORCESTERSHIER ARM WRESTLING CHAMPION, HE DRINKS PISS FOR BREAKFAST. WHEN HE GOES INTO BATTLE HE CAN WAIL BETTER THAN KING DIAMOND. HE WAS SO TUFF HE TOOK HIS TOP OF IN THE SNOW ONCE AND ROLLED ABOUT IN IT. HE HAS 9 CAT SKIN GLOVES AND A BRUTAL LONG FRINGE, AND IF THAT AINT TUFF ENOUGH FOR YOU, WAIT TILL YOU SEE HIS CONFEDERATE BATTLEFLAG BANDANNA WITH AN EAGLE ON IT. HE ALSO GOES LOOKING FOR GHOSTS WHICH PROVES HE AINT NO SOFTY. DONT MESS WITH THIS GUY. FAVORITE QUOTE - TBC |
| CUNT SCORE - 99% FULLBLOODED MEGA CUNT |
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| NAME - THE MAD ARAB WHY IS HE TUFF? HIS PICTURE SAYS IT ALL, AND THAT IS HIS REAL SKIN! HE HAS MASTERED BOTH TRADITIONAL AND CRYLLIC CHARACTERS OF THE HEADBANGING ALPHABET. HE OWNS A PAIR OF COWBOY BOOTS. HIS FIST IS LIKE A HANDGRENADE WITHOUT THE PIN. HES SO TUFF HE HAS SPIKES ON THE INSIDES OF HIS SHOES TO STOP HIM FEELING HAPPY OR COMFORTABLE. HE HAS A BIG ARABIC SWORD ALSO. TO TOP IT OFF HE WAS BRAVE ENOUGH TO SING SOME GUEST BACKING VOCALS FOR ANAAL NATHRAKH. HELLATUFF. FAVORITE QUOTE - |
| CUNTSCORE - 89% WONDERBANGER |
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| Name - WHY IS HE TUFF? Would have been much tuffer if he answered yes to more than about 2 questions. saved by the fact that he may nearly know how to drink in the metal way, his grandpa is actually a bat and may have a plastic sword somewhere. Lack of fringe and leather brought down his total percentage. FAVORITE QUOTE - |
| CUNTSCORE - 52 % WANT A MEDAL |
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| CUNTSCORE - 98% FULL BLOODED MEGACUNT |
| NAME - ROBRAT WHY IS HE TUFF? HAS PUNCHED A GOTH, WORN CORPSE PAINT IN A FOREST, CAN HEADBANG THE ALPHABET (if the letters are only I or o), IS OCCASIONALLY DARKER THAN SATAN AND ONCE OWNED 4 PAIRS OF WHITE HI TECS. HE EVEN DID GUEST VOCALS AT THE FIRST GIG MISTRESS PLAYED IN LONDON. HIS OVERALL TOTAL LET DOWN BY NEVER BEING PUSHED OVER BY A METAL MIDGET. |