What girls say ...what they mean
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S: Can't we just be friends?
M: There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.
S: I just need some space
M: ...without you in it
S: Can you help me with my homework?
M: If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.
S: Do I look fat in this dress?
M: We haven't had a fight in a while
S: No, pizza's fine
M: Cheap bastard
S: I just do not want a boyfriend now.
M: I just do not want (you as) boyfriend
S: I don't know; what do you want to do?
M: I can't believe that you have nothing planned
S: Come here
M: My puppy does this too
S: I like you but...
M: I don't like you
S: You never listen
M: You never listen
S: We're moving too quickly
M: I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend
S: I'll be ready in a minute
M: I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.
S: Oh, no, I will pay for myself
M: I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch
S: Oh Yes! Right there
M: Well, near there; I just want to get this over with
S: I'm just going out with the girls.
M: We are gonna get sloppy drunk and make fun of you and your friends
S: There's no one else
M: I am doing your brother
S: Size doesn't count...
M: unless I want an orgasm
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What guys say... ...What they mean...
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S: It is just orange juice, try it
M: 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head.
S: She's kind of cute.
M: I want to bang her till I am blue
S: I don't know if I like her
M: She won't blow me
S: I need you
M: My hand is tired
S: I had her
M: I had (wet dreams about) her.
S: I really want to get to know you better
M: ...so we can do what I tell my friends we do already.
S: How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?
M: Is my penis really that small?
S: You're the only girl I've ever cared about
M: You are the only girl who has not rejected me
S: I want you back
M: ...for tonight anyway
S: We've been through so much together.
M: If it was not for you, I never would have lost my virginity
S: I miss you so much.
M: I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good
S: No, I do not want to dance right now.
M: Shoot! She'll know that I have hard-on
S: The break-up should not start for another 24 hours.
M: I want to have sex a few more times.
S: I am different from all the other guys.
M: I am not circumcised
