Butt Emoticons
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:)
means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and
:-( respectively. Well, how about some "ass icons"?
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_._) a flat ass
(_^^^^_) a bubble ass
(_*_) a sore ass
(_!__) a lop-sided ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_O_) an ass that's been around even more
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^^^^o_) a wise ass
(_13_) an unlucky ass
