Wednesday, February 12, 2003 1:27 pm 

Dr. Finbar, the Human Whiteboard Marker 


Dear Ears,

Welcome to the latest bulletin. Congratulations to those of you who 
discovered the secret message hidden in our last email. Well done. 
Unfortunately, that wasn't an official competition. So you don't win 
anything. Sorry.

LAST WEEK

We had a practise session. Then we landed on Saturn. It's lovely 
there this time of year.

THIS WEEK

This week we'll be at our favourite place in the whole world, the Yak 
Speakeasy. This year, they've installed a cut-out of a Yak's head. It 
has glowing red eyes that flash on and off; certainly, it's well worth 
the trip just to see this. And that trip will take you to 160 Hoddle 
St., Abbotsford, from 8.30 onwards, Thursday evening.

DR. FINBAR AND FRIENDS

We've finalised our booking with the Old Colonial Inn. The big night 
is Friday, February 21. We will be playing, along with as many as four 
other acts. Chat with Daniel Johns, compare notes with Nicole Kidman, 
or just snort coke out the back with Russell Crowe. They'll all be 
there and we hope you will be too. We'll shunt the final details your 
way next week.

THE DR. FINBAR COMPETITION Mk. III

The judges are finding it difficult to come to a decision. The median 
IQ of people on this list is very high. Consequently, there were some 
absolutely stunning entries. We realise that the entrants are probably 
losing sleep because they don't know whether they've won; our deepest 
apologies. We promise to resolve this matter soon.


Have a nice pair of running shoes,

The Dr. Finbar Trio.