Monday, October 21, 2002 10:57 am 

Dr. Finbar Squanders a Squirrel's Stash 


Dear Recipient,

Today could be your lucky day. In fact, if you do the right thing, 
tomorrow could be your lucky day also, and the day after that as well. 
All you have to do is follow the ensuing instructions to the letter, 
and you will enter a new personal Golden Age.

If you are already on the Dr. Finbar mailing list, you need to forward 
this letter to four persons not already on the list. If you are not 
currently on the list, you need to send your email address to 
ngmck742@fastmail.fm so you can be put on the list. Then, you must 
follow the previous instruction and forward the letter to four 
persons. You won't regret it.

Sean MacMillan, a curmudgeonly miser from Aberdeen, received this 
letter and forwarded it on. The next day his uncle died and he 
inherited 50 pounds.

Mrs. Ainsley Goode, a 50 a day smoker, also passed on the letter. Two 
weeks later her cancer went into remission.

Unfortunately, failure to pass on the letter could have dire 
consequences.

A well-to-do Toorak woman from a good family received the letter and 
ignored it. A few days later she was sucked into her toilet. She now 
resides at a sewerage treatment plant in Werribee.

Bill Clinton, an unemployed chicken-choker from Arkansas, received the 
letter and passed it along. He later became US President. Years 
later, he received the letter again, but this time neglected to forward 
it. Within 24 hours he was embroiled in the Monica Lewinsky scandal.

Sharon Bailey, a middle-aged woman in a commission flat, did not pass 
on the letter. Thirty years later, she died.

May fortune shine on you.