- Breakdance Dance Revolution (Why not?).
- Rob Reiner do a commercial for Slim Fast (Without losing weight).
- Less reality shows.
- Snoop Dogg back on TV doing black exploitation comedy.
- Nickelodeon appealing to kids again. I'm sick of seeing little sluts prance around, making stupid jokes thinking they're funny.
- Matt Drudge on TV. He needs his own show.
- More Family Guy episodes.
- More Dilbert episodes (Gotta love Loud Howard.).
- South Park going over the edge. I want the writers to write something that would make Howard Stern seem like a saint.
- Less of Michael Jackson (I mean less exposure, not lesss body parts. I think I know what's next to go from him.)
- A sitcom about goths. You have blacks, latinos, religion, white people, jews, etc. with sitcoms. Goths deserve one.)
- Original episodes of Doug, Ren and Stimpy, Beavis and Butthead, Rocko's Modern Life, Daria, and The Angry Beavers on TV.
- A fight break out in a no-contact sport, such as bowling or synchronized swimming.
- Less of the Olsen Twins, Amanda Bynes, Nick Cannon, Lindsey Lohan, Hillary Duff, and all of the other little shits that have gotten record, TV, and movie deals because people find them to be "hot".
- DDR on ESPN.
- Funny old people on TV.
- Funnier people on SNL.
- The MTV studios burned to the ground.
- A 24 hour network that onle airs The Simpsons (It's long overdue).
- MTV admitting that they really don't care about what's going on in the world, and that they just air important news stories about Iraq and terrorism to make themselves seem "cool".