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| Dr. Ew's Rants | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Someone once said that one cannot please everybody at once. That is why I have decided to post the things that piss me off. Enjoy! | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Have you ever noticed on TV or in real life that when a guy proposes to his girlfriend, she is all surprised and shocked by the ring. The guy is just waiting for her to say "yes." He says nothing, but we all know what he's thinking. He is thinking something along the lines of, "Damnit bitch! Say yes already." It pisses me off that someone could take so long to answer a simple question. Is she making her decision on how big the rock is on the ring, or how nice the ring looks? If she really liked the guy, she would say "yes" as soon as he pops the question. | |||||||||||||||||||||
| John McCain says he's a Republican, yet he seems more liberal. He pisses me off because he is a wasted Senate seat. He is just a spy for the Democratic Party. He wanted to let people sue their doctors for absolutely nothing. He is no Republican at all. | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Have you ever washed your mouth out with the regular flavored Listerine? As in not the minty flavored Listerine? It tastes like shit. How is something supposed to make your breath smell fresher when it tastes like shit? And to think people actually buy that stuff. Do they want to make their breath smell like horse shit? | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Heterosexual gay rights activists. They're just rubbing their noses in other people's business. | |||||||||||||||||||||
| News reports about how John Kerry went to an ice cream shop in Florida and ordered a milkshake. Is that news? Does anybody care where he went and what he got? | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Ashton Kutcher. Goddamn is that guy annoying. | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Christina Aguilera. Goddamn is that wannabe black girl annoying. | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Justin Timberlake. There are a few things he needs to get through his head. 1. He isn't Michael Jackson. 2. He isn't black (same goes for Christina Aguilera. 3. He's just a scrawny white guy who kisses everyone in Hollywood's asses. | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Singer-Songwriters" like Michelle Branch and Vanessa Carlton. They just want people to see that they aren't materialistic, and yet are very deep when they piss away 100 grand on clothing they will wear only once, and electronics they will never figure out how to plug in or insert the batteries into the remote that goes with the electronic. | |||||||||||||||||||||
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