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Very Funny Pickup Lines. |
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These are some pickup lines I have heard over the course of my life. I would not reccommend using them to get a member of the opposite sex. You might get slapped. If you have one that you would like to see on this site, just send me an E-mail, and I'll post it. |
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1. I've got one mother of a cold. Could you help me out with the vapor rub? |
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2. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock. |
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3. You must wash your clothes with Windex. I can see myself in your pants. |
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4. I may be hot with these clothes on, but I'm much hotter with these clothes off. |
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5. Wanna play cops and robbers. That way I can show you my knight stick.
6. My socks are having a party. Your pants wanna come on down?
7. Let's play pool. We'll use your stick and balls, and my pockets.
8. If I flip a coin, what do you reckon are my chances of getting head?
9. Excuse me. I'm from the FBI (Fine Body Investigators) and I'm going to ask you to assume the position.
10. I'm good at math. U+I=69.
11. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK.
12. Hi. Will you find my lost puppy. I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
13. Got two nipples for a dime?
14. I might not be the cutest one here...but I am the only one talking to you.
Num,bers 6-14 courtesy of [email protected] |
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