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Dr. Ew's funny criticism of society. |
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These are just some observations and thoughts I have made over the course of my life. They are just here to get tou to think.I will post more as I think about them. Keep checking back to see if there's more observations. |
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If the Republican Party if considered to be "pro-life", then why are they supportive of the death penalty? |
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As some of you may know, I spent a month working at an office supplies store. My question is why did they try to make me sell a protection plan on a product with a lifetime guarentee? I mean, the product is guarenteed to work for life. What is the purpose of even trying to sell one. The next question is why did the customer buy into the protection plan? That customer had to be the biggest dumbass I had ever sen, and I've seen my fair share of dumbasses. |
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If a sorority sister gets a sex change operation, then does she become a sorority brother? Does it work the exact opposite if a fraternity brother gets a sex change? |
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One day, I went to the bus stop to catch the bus. I waited for about 30 minutes, and the bus never showed. I went home to find out that there was a 2 hour delay called shortly after I left. OK GENIUSES. WHO FUCKED THAT ONE UP? Anyway, 2 hours had come and gone, and I went to the bus stop again. Once again, no bus. I went home, got permission from my dad to skip school that day, and called the school. What the school said when I called them was that they couldn't get a bus out to my neighborhood because the roads were closed, and that I had to find someone to drive me there. ONCE AGAIN, THEIR STUPIDITY SHOWED. HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA GET SOMONE TO DRIVE ME TO SCHOOL WHEN THE ROADS ARE FUCKING CLOSED? COME ON. |
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If anybody visiting this site has ever seen The Mary Tyler Moore Show, then they would know that the main character worked at WJM, a TV station in Minneapolis. The mistake the creaters made was with the call letters of the station. The station was WJM, but it was located west of the Mississippi River. All TV stations west of the Mississippi River start with "K". All stations (with the exception of KDKA in Pittsburgh) begin with "W". |
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In the Star Wars movies, if the storm troopers are on the dark side, then why do they wear white. |
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In the book A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, the ghost of Christmas Present take Scrooge tothe next day, which hapens to be Christmas, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE IN THE FUTURE. tHAT ISN'T THE JOB OF THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST. IT'S THE JOB OF THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE. No offense to Charles Dickens, but he should have noticed the flaw in the plot. |
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The average human uses approx. 10% of their brain. The public service announcements state that beer kills brain cells. WE ONLY USE TEN PERCENT OF OUR BRAINS. WE'VE GOT 90% TO SPARE. WHAT DOES IT MATTER IF BEER KILLS BRAIN CELLS, JUST SO LONG AS YOU DON'TKILL TOO MANY. |
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I hate it when people say stuff to me like "Have a good one." What do they mean by that? Have a god WHAT? Do they want me to have a good day? How about a good week? How about a good minute? Who knows? Maybe they want me to have a good life, or maybe afterlife. Leaving things unfinished really bothers me, and it leaves questions unanswered. |
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Not that I would wear white, but WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLECRITICIZE PEOPLE FOR WEARING WHITE AFTER LABOR DAY? IF YOU WEAR WHITE AFTER LABOR DAY, THEN YOU ARE WEARING WITE BEFORE THE NEXT LABOR DAY. It's like mailing your xmas cards too late. You may be late for this xmas, but you are very early for next xmas. If you wear white after labor day, then you are wearing white before the next labor day, so you are never violatng any fashion do's. |
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Why do they have interstate highways in Hawaii and Alaska? Hawaii and Alaska aren't connected to any states. They should just all be state highways. |
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