Self-Defication- The act of deficating one's self. Also known as "crapping yourself." (Dr. Ew's roomate couldn't make it to the bathroom in time, and he self-deficated and has to buy a new pair of pants)
Defication- The expulsion of fecal matter from the rectum, anus, and sphinctor. Also known as "pooping," "crapping," "bricklaying," "making doo-doo," etc. (I have to deficate.)
Urination- The expulsion of urine. Also known as "peeing," "pissing," "taking a whiz," etc. (I had too much to drink, and I have to urinate.)
Skid Marks- The brown residue in the underwear after having a colonic explosion. (Johnny ripped a loud fart. It had to leave skid marks.)
Colonic Explosion- The expulsion of methane gas out of the buttocks. Also known as "farting," "ripping ass," "tooting," "purring," making a stinky," etc. (Holy shit! I just had the maddest colonic explosion. It had to have left skid marks.)
Upchuck- Regurgitation. Also known as "vomiting," "puking," "ralphing," "heaving," "hurling,", etc. (Dr. Ew's RA got so drunk that he spent the whole night by the toilet upchucking.)
Pooper- The toilet. Also nown as "the crapper," "the wonder seat," "goldfish heaven," "the can," etc. (Hod on! I have to go to the pooper before I self-deficate.)
Shitfaced- Intoxicated under the influence of alcohol. Also known as "drunk," "sloshed," "plastered," "wasted," etc. (Dr. Ew got so shitfaced last night that we thought he was going to die.)
Ass-Butt- No meaning. Just a name you can call someone when you're pissed off at them. (Hey ass-butt! Get over here.) I got it from The Simpsons.
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