TV- Something I watch to relax. IT IS NOT AN OBSESSION!
France- A country that really isn't grateful for what the U.S. did for them in World War 2. You would think that they would be incredibly grateful that the U.S. got them out of Nazi control, but noooooo. They just act snooty to us.
Captain Kangaroo- This guy (not the dead guy from the TV show) I know who is dirt poor and treats everyone else like they are below him.
Critic- One who really doesn't like my website, and likes to let me know it.
Douche Bag- You know who you are.
ACLU- The human form of Kyle's mother from South Park, except they can be useful at times.
Weapons- Things that make life a lot safer, NOT MORE DANGEROUS.
Government Assistance- First, if you are on government assistance and you don't have a job, GIVE ME MY MONEY, BITCH! Now, government assistace is what the government gives to the states to pass down to the people who are too fucking lazy to have kids. If you didn't want to be poor, get a job and stop having kids. I see so many people piss away their welfare and food stamps on crap when they should be putting it towards their family. The worst are those who spend MY money on lottery tickets to feed their gambling habit. The U.S. needs to get rid of it, and tell people to get jobs.
Sex Ed.- Something that the school will NOT teach my children (when I have some) until I teach them first
Political Activist- Possible ACLU member. Don't shut up about something that is none of their business..
Michael Moore- Loud-mouthed, fat, annoying political activist and "documentary" filmmaker. He only makes his films to bash Pres. Bush and other conservatives. Takes advantage of the 1st Amendment.
Treason- The act of betraying your own country. See "Michael Moore"
Torture- When me and my girlfriend are sitting on the couch, and my mother decides to invade my personal space on purpose.
Customer- One who bothers me while I am at work. My job would be a lot easier if they did not exist.
Free Speech- Something that a lot of people take for granted. Granted it can help you in court, but there is an extent to it. For example, the Internet is protected by freedom of speech, but certain things, such as harrassment, is not. Long story short, STOP USING THE 1st AMENDMENT TO SAVE YOUR ASS!
Food Stamps- Those cards that the states give poor people (see "Government Assistance") that allow them to purchase FOODS for free, NOT CRAP! States are getting so tired of people using their food stamps to purchase junk food when they cannot alone afford a decent meal for their families that they are starting to make it so one cannot purchase unhealthy foods with food stamps. Unless you plan on sharing it with me, DON'T SPEND MY MONEY ON JUNK FOOD!
Dutch Oven- My residence hall room after eating dinner at Taco Bell. Click here to see the floorplan of my residence hall room.