First, I choose not to drink too often for a few reasons. First, it is not exactly an admirable thing to do. Granted drinking a glass of champagne at the new year or at a weddding is ok, but drinking for the hell of it is not. Second, if i drink, there is a chance i will wind up getting drunk and making an ass out of myself. Third, the average college student drinks. I'm not your average college student, now am I?
Second, there's drinking responsibly, and there's drinking for the sole purpose of getting drunk and making women look better. Some people will drink for the sake of drinking and making women look better. We like to call them fraternity brothers. Fraternity brothers have little things known as insecurities. They hate it when they don't feel cool about themselves, so they drink and make asses out of themselves by getting wasted.
Third, there are people who will drink just to give them a little motivation to act like they are drunk. Those people are almost always women. They are easily noticed. They dress for success...as a stripper. They are also known to wear hula hoops in their ears. They look like they live at the beach when you and me both know that they are from some small, rural town where there is no water or sand, let alone a little seaweed. These people will have only one drink, and it may be non-alcoholic beer (They're too dumb to notice), but after that drink, they will "need to lie down a bit", stumble while walking, hug the guy they really like while pretending to be drunk. Anyway, we have a term for them. We like to call them sorority sisters, or sluts.
Fourth, there are consequences of drinking. Other than the little thing known as alcohol poisoning, there are other consequences of drinking. You may feel cooler, until you stumble into the cop. You may feel cooler, but I don't think spending the rest of your night in the bathrom is not very cool. You may feel bad ass inside, but that's just the beer-shits working their way out of your system. You may feel pretty rad, but when you start hugging people, they get pissed. When you hug the cop, he gtes really pissed.
Last, there are other, much safer things to do on weekends. Why don't fraternities and sororities just have a movie night, or a nice game of root beer pong? They could put that bottle to a better use by playing spin the bottle. Seriously, there's nothing wrong with not drinking.