| 23. Jul. 2005- Porn | ||||||||
| Ok kids. Here's another rant.. Have you ever download what you thought was your favorite music video or movie, and found out that some asshole to label a homemade porno with the title of your favorite movie or music video? Unfortunately the problem is getting worse, and nobody is doing anything to stop it? There are several reasong as to why people are doing nothing to stop it. Perhaps they figure they can get the movie from someone else. Perhaps they figure someone else is taking care of the problem. Perhaps they are too lazy to do anything about the problem. Perhaps they are just aroused and want to watch the porno instead. Either way something has to be done. That is why I am initiating a campaign against assholes who like to trick people into watching their porn. Seriously, I do not want to see what some fraternity guy did with some random blonde slut after a night out with their friend Captain Morgan, and I'm betting you do not either. Nobody wants to see who will get what infection after the climax. Nobody cares who was on top. Anyway, this is a serious problem. People are getting their hopes up in anticipation of seeing what they want to see, and college assholes are bringing them right back down. Think about what if some little kid's parents downloadaed "Sharkboy and Lavagirl" just to find out that when they play the movie, their little kids get a nice sex-ed lesson by seeing an establishing shot of some girl's snooch or some guy's doodle. Think of the children here! And think about the poor soul who downloads what they think is "War of the Worlds" and then fijnds out that mommy and daddy are movie stars. What's even worse is that they will have to hear "Who's your daddy?" from their father (directed at their mother), and they can truthfully answer "me". Think about the humiliation they will endure, and the fact that they will wind up seeing their mother's cooter and father's dickie-doo. Anyway, people need to put a stop to people labeling porn with titles from movies and music videos. Nobody wants to watch porn when they download a music video. Let me tell you this. If I download the latest music video from Orgy, I want to see Orgy, not a bunch of college co-eds playing twister. Now since most of you are probably about to stop reading soon, I'll wrap this up. If I download a music video and wind up seeing a couple girls going at it, I'm going to be mad...then aroused...then mad again. |
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