| 16. Jan. 2005-Poop | ||||||||
| I know what most of you are probably thinking, and I have my reasons for choosing this as the topic for the week. Although people try to be mature, most people still find poop funny. Whether you decide to be cool about it, and refer to it as "crap", "shit", or "load", it is still the same thing, and you are none the cooler by using any of those terms. Let's just face it. The word "poop" is, and always will be funny. If you have ever read the book "Everybody Poops", you would know that although it is immature, pooping is funny. Granted the word "poop" is incredibly funny, there are a few euphamisms that are also funny. How many times have you said you were going to "drop the Cosby kids off at the pool", or "dump the dumper"? The euphamisms are hilarious, and making a poop is always good for you, as is farting. Now we all have farted before, and we've all smelled farts, whether we have wanted to or not, but what a lot of people do not know is that farting is an effective way to tell if your colon is working properly. If you fart, your colon works fine. If you do not fart, your colon is not healthy, and you run the risk of spontaneous combustion due to the buildup of diphosphane gas in your colon (For the record, diphosphane gas ignited when it comes into contact with air.). Some people find humor in farting. The most known way to have fun with farting is the Dutch oven (Not to be confused with my residence hall room after dinner at Taco Bell). The Dutch oven is performed by covering you and another person with a blanket, and then farting. Anyway, no matter how you do it, whether you lift your leg up, tilt to one side, or just let it rip, farting is just plain funny, and whether you run to the bathroom, grunt, or just let it out, pooping, and poop is worth the trouble. |
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