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Hello, and welcome to the Official home page of the National fraternity of brotherhood, Delta Beta Zeta, Penn State Chapter. On this Site, you will find some info on us, our members, even a pledge or two, ENJOY!

Our Members :

Despite what you may have heard, our president stands for nothing but happiness, peace and love, and you achieve that by drinking, heavily. Just don't call him the angry daddy. Remember, love the world, and your drink.

• A.K.A. Lush JUSTICE

As CAJR, mike is the one who decides what is fair, just and right in the world. Not only does he like to clean, but likes justice. In his spare time, he administers it to the impure. His word, is what is right, for everyone, for he is the truth and the light. God Bless America, and Mike's version of it only.

As Head Dirty Accountant, to Patrick, debit = DEATH. It's the Law of the Land. Patrick is often found assisting CAJR Mike, collecting debits, and heads, Also, Patrick tends to rations of the house, if you take one chip too many, well, you're dead. He is often found at odds with house peace deputy, Brad Berry.

One night, Brad was walking around downtown State College, and was made a peace deputy. He came home and never gave up the title. He walks around the house, spreading love. Sometime he gets thrown in a toilet for that love. Oh well, as long as peace prevails in the end, everything is ok.

Jason is a spiritual fountain in our vast wasteland. Plus he knows how to get girls by speaking like a hippie. A peaceful, quite man, you'd never know what kind of nut he really was. Out of all the crazy stunts he's pulled to get girls, this is the one that actually seems to work. He is often found playing the guitar with Peace Deputy Brad. Plus girls dig the guitar.

Chief Bludgeoner, Joe Rhodes

Joe, he is a funny guy.  Joe knows about Dr. Hoag's malevolent psychic powers, and has sworn to defend humanity from it. Mike likes to think Joe utters a certain ethnic term about Japanese a lot, but, that's a lie. so Joe went out and bludgeoned him. He did it for the gipper. 

As head of Alumni Relations, Chris has that special something, that genoese Croix. He has the ability to sell snake oil, and little pink pills, both of which are legal in this State. God bless capitalism, and Chris' ability to milk the shit out of drunk old men's bank accounts.

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Every Group needs a guy who never shows up, Charlie is ours, here's to you Joe DiMaggio.

• A.K.A Just Tom

Tommy can drink. Hardcore. He is a wild man, and will not, neigh, CAN NOT be contained.

Hardcore Legend, Bobby White

There are few men who are known by just a name. There are fewer who are known by just 1 letter, to us, that is, simply, B.

Public Defender,  Havice

• A.K.A. The Man With No First Name

Havice  wants to be a defense attorney. What better way to get experience then explaining our actions to the proper authorities. Thank God for that too, because that who train mess in 1999 almost cost us, big time. Too bad he is a dirty commie redwings fan.

All Around Goon, Steve Mongone

• Steve-E Weeve-E

Sometimes the sheer physical force of Andrew, Pat, and Joe just isn't enough. That's why Steve is around. He has the strength of a middle-aged musk ox, and knows computers. Giddyup.

He likes ssportsss. No, that's not a typo, he just says it funny. Yeah ssportsss.

Chris is a master of public manipulation. He is a skilled wordsmith, top notch marksman, and an erstwhile bartender. Through his skillful speech and charity events, we recovered from that horrible train incident in 1999.

Tim Pope- hey, he IS the president's brother
 

Mark Farzetta- we're brothers here in more then the figurative sense
 

Cuddles- We don't know his real name, we don't know where he came, and it doesn't matter. We just want to cuddle with him. All of him

Little Toddy- aside from the other pledges, he annoys everyone. We enjoy making fun of him and throwing things at him. Large heavy things.
 

Our House Pics

Our IM Football Team - M.D.R.

Our fine organization was found under the tutelage of Dr. Jigora Kano (not to be confused with the guy from mortal combat). Dr. Kano ( you can find more information about here), on a trip to America, stopped by in his journeys to the Pennsylvania State University, while traveling to Sarasota Springs, Florida. Upon arrival, he to great interests in a group of young students, whom he train in his arts, and they eventually became the original Delta Force. However, prior to their military training, the studied and learned his ways, and from that point on, they were a brotherhood, a fraternity, well skilled in the dark arts of the ninja, and rampant alcoholism abound.

Our Founder, Dr. Jigoro Kano

Dr. Kano, and the 1st initiation class, circa 1902