*sms 1 :- TWO MONKEYS CAME OUT OF THE ZOO. ONE IS HEARING MUSIC NOW AND
ANOTHER ONE IS READING THIS MESSAGE..........NOW LAUGHING
...........STILL LAUGHING....
*sms 2 :- THREE MONKEYS CAME OUT OF ANOTHER ZOO.....ONE IS WATCHING
TELEVISION RIGHT NOW, ANOTHER ONE IS BATHING........AND THE THIRD
ONE.......... NO... NO... IT'S NOT READING THIS MESSAGE....... WHY ARE
YOU ALWAYS THINKING YOU ARE A MONKEY?
*SANTA-BANTA STORIES
->Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. one day a
pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call
> >*****
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
> >*****
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I
breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash ?"
> >*****
Frog: U don’t have brain……
Santa: no,I do…
Frog: no u don’t
Santa: no,I do
Frog: no u don’t& jumps into the well.
Santa: what’s in it…… to suicide
> >*****
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
> >*****
Santa:Why dogs don't
marry?
Banta: Because they are
already leading a dog's life!
> >*****
Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally
writes
a love letter to her: and starts "I luv u sister."
> >*****
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
> >*****
Q: How do you recognize
Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who
erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
> >*****
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
> >*****
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
> >*****
TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
> >*****
TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
> >*****
TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time."
> >*****
TEACHER:- TELL ME AN EXAMPLE EACH FOR DISCOVERY AND INVENTION.
PAPPU: MY PAPA DISCOVERED MY MAMA AND THEY TOGETHER INVENTED ME.
> >*****
TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry
tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
> >*****
PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to
Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
> >*****
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and
one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at
home.
> >*****
TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
> >*****
TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
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