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| Behold, for I am the Guardian of the Watcher! She summoned me here to take care of you pirates once and for all. Feel the wrath of my flying powers! Plus, I am holding a torch which could burn you! Where is Blackbeard?! I have no idea how to kill this flying thing. I've killed people, but not statues of people made of metal... I'm here, Dr. Dave! |
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| Blackbeard, why do you look the same way I saw you the first time? Idiot. I regained all my powers when the Mexican Wizard died so I returned to my first form. Ok. Whatever. I don't care. All I care about is killing this guy. He's really annoying. Blackbeard...you will die... See, this is what I've had to put up with while you weren't here. Any ideas? Zap the Watcher. She's under a mind control spell. It must be a remnant of the Mexican Wizard's mind control. What? How do you know that? Is she hitting on me? Well...no...but didn't you guys get a divorce? Pfft...yeah, but no one can resist the dead pirate charm. Yeah...I know... Please, stop touching me. Fine. I don't want you anyway...Ok, yeah I do. You are so stupid. Will you please just zap her and get this over with? Sure! -Zap- Ouch! Huh? What? |
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| Blackbeard! Angel baby pirate head! What happened? Have I hurt you again? Ha ha ha ha...not hardly. Why are you laughing? I just don't think you could. Oh?! Yeah, I'm an undead pirate ghost. Remember? Yeah, yeah...always with the "I'm an undead pirate" crap again. But scurvy bottom... No, no more of your pathetic baby names. I wonder what the rule is on having relations with your guardian. What? Yeah, I'm running off with my guardian anyway. Here, boy. Yes, ma'am? I need you to be my boyfriend now. You can fly us out of here, right? Yes. Good. See you later, Blackbeard. Guardian, giddy up! I've lost her again... |
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| Blackbeard? Yeah... Why the creepy melodramatic sillouette pose? She left me again. I can't bear to be without her. Who else is going to do my laundry or wash my swords? I can't do those things. I'm an undead pirate ghost. Damn, you really do bring that up a lot. I think I'm going to leave too. I'll find you, Watcher, I swear... |
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