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| No...someone has gassed my room and they've decided to boil my face...I really shouldn't have stabbed my Guardian in the back. I figured I could handle myself...but this is some new, stronger evil...God help us all... |
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| Not this again...look, criminal, I don't have any money. I'm trying to steal this van myself. Please go away. Never! Wait...that voice...Lowly Freshman Loser?! That's the last time ye be callin' me that, Dr. Dave. I'm done bein' your lackey. The people, they loved me...you took them from me. You promised me a comic, you lied. Now, you will die. Ok, ok. Fine. Will you just shut up? Please. Your voice is insulting to my ears. DIE! |
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| Bwa ha ha ha! I've killed all the members of the Pirate Chronicles! Now it has to be the First Mate Carter Show! Ahem...how do I begin....? My name is First Mate Carter. Yarr! Umm...this is harder than it looks...Maybe I should tell a joke. Two pirates went into a bar. The first pirate says,"Yarr, I'll take me a Bud." The second pirate says, "Yarr, I'll kill ye, damned hippy!" Get it? No? Neither did I the first time. Bud, means Budweiser, a manly alcoholic beverage. However, the second pirate thinks that the first pirate means bud, a term for marijuana, which is a plant often smoked by hippies. Pirates hate hippies, so the second pirate killed the first one. |
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| What a crazy dream... I guess I should lay off the hard stuff. Ah, what the hell? Maybe I'll just tell this all to a fat guy and have him make it into comics starring his close friends and family. |