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| Dr. Dave...do you realize what you've just done?! I've made this comic unbearably long and totally incomprehensible to the average reader? Yes! And you've also slain five of the most powerful demons in Hell! Yeah, I know. I shot them. No, you don't understand. Demons are always demons. They're not undead souls. These aren't your dead friends, but some other...more sinister shape-shifting devils. Unless your friends were always demons...but I doubt it. Yes, me too. They were too boring for all that. Now where did Maddraven and Lucifer get off to? They left during our boring dialogues, soliloquies and asides. Damn them! Where'd they go? Where would any two evil characters run to when they know they're being chased by the two most powerful pirates on the seven seas? Disney Land? No. Big Whoop!!! No, just kidding. They went to Stonehenge to summon their undead armies to earth to take it over. Ughh...just when I thought this was over! |
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| Hey, check it out, Guybrush! Cows! Just like on that Pink Floyd cd, Atom Heart Mothballs or something! Aren't we supposed to be in Stonehenge? Yeah, but cows, dude! COWS!! This is like, twenty times better than a damn rocket! You know, they have six stomachs, they could put away the pizzas. I used to think it was bad of your last two friends to leave, but now I wish I had gotten on that blasted crow rocket. YOU HAVE A ROCKET TOO?! JUST DRIVE!! |
| MADDRAVEN, YOU ARE TRULY A SICK TWISTED DEMONIC RULER. Thank you, master. Now, shall we begin with the ceremony? YES, WE SHALL. Ok. Umm...so, will you begin? OH, YES. FELLOW DEMONIC CITIZENS, WE ARE GATHERED AT THIS GATHERING ON THIS SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY TO BRING FORTH FROM THE PITS OF HELL MY MOST DISGUSTING, BLASPHEMOUS AND EVIL CREATIONS. WITH THEIR HELP, WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE EARTH AND POLLUTE IT UNTIL GOD VOMITS UPON US. Isn't that a bit intense? Shouldn't we just make God wrathful? I mean making him throw up is just...not very tasteful at all. SHUT UP, YOU! WELL...MAYBE YOU ARE RIGHT. OK. OK. WE SHALL POLLUTE IT UNTIL GOD GETS VERY VERY VERY WRATHFUL. HOW'S THAT? Better, Dark One, much better. AND NOW, HERE TO GIVE THE INCANTATION TO BEGIN ARMAGEDDON IS THE MOST RECENT GRADUATE OF OUR DEMONIC SOCIETY, DALTON CALHOUN. YOU MAY BEGIN, DALTON. |
| Fellow demons, beware! I shall now conjure the demons from Hell! Psst...hey, Dr. Dave, that guy looks just like you. Dave? Dave...? Oh damn...he watched Fletch again... I shall now begin the incantation. Oomoe-gway-guo-vi-tea-zou! Oomoe-gway-guo-vi-tea-zou! Oomoe-gway-guo-vi-tea-zou! SOON, MADDRAVEN, SOON THE WORLD SHALL BE OURS! I believe you mean, mine, Morning Star. WHAT?! That's right. I wouldn't want you to have the burden of maintaining this world all alone. I love you, Lucifer. NO, YOU...YOU CAN'T!!! YOU BACKSTABBING- I love you! I love you! I love everyone!!! AHHHH!!! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS MADDRAVEN!! I'll love the day that you will. Mwa ha ha ha ha! Now, for this business at hand. You there, Dalton, louder with that incantation. OOMOE-GWAY-GUO-VI-TEA-ZOU! OOMOE-GWAY-GUE-VI-TEA-ZOU! Excellent! Now there's no one here to stop me. Oh yeah? Think again! Threepwood?! How'd you get here?! Oh, it was easy, very easy...except for that whole cow thing... Well, soon you will be dead, so take a seat. You can watch my demon army rise from Hell! You mean that army over there? |
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