Don't let anyone tell you otherwise, a van is a very piratey vehicle. It's also seaworthy. It gets even better if you fill it full of people. Boy, it really floats then.
A tree with a note. What does the note say? Here lies Dr. Dave. I didn't actually, I sort of squatted.
NOOOO!!! DON"T KILL ME!!!
*Dr. Dave dies*
Uhh...I guess we should bury him...
Yeah.
I don't know what these things are. I don't know how they got there. I just know that we killed em, baby. That's right. It was all us!
Yarr, nothin' makes me more bloodthirsty than killin'! Arrgghh...Tis great to be a pirate. So great, I think I'm going to go wee.
*leaves to wee*
First Mate Carter, let's kill Dr. Dave. Ok. Well, that was easy. The way I see it is that we've got our own comic series already promised to us. I'll develop my character then. Now, let's get on with it. Yarr...
Whew, I'm spent. Wanna go get a Coke?
Yeah. When do we do our comic?
FIN
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