| You are mistaken, kind sir, that is no loony man. It is a loony woman! |
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| Ladies and Gentlemen, I will now address the entire globe from my echo point on top of this pile of rocks. Ahem. Humans of the planet Earth, I speak to you today to inform you of what my true sex is. I am not a male, as many of you have guessed. I am a female, which none of you have guessed. Yes, it is surprising and if you could see, I would show you that I have no thingie in my panties. Well, that is all I have to say. Thank you humans, goodnight. |
| Stay tuned for more exciting messages from the man...err...woman on the pile of rocks. |