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| It is I, once again. Unfortunately our outreach program didn't reach very far at North Georgia State College and University. It was like a zoo. I did all I could to help those poor tortured souls, but they ran away from me. I suppose they're all living in their filth now, alone, afraid, tormented. I just wish I could have been able to help them...but someday, some bright and shining day, they will find the help they need! I know for I shall bring their help to them on a salver of salvation! |
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| Shaun Lance |
| Look, boys and girls. Look at my picture. Am I orange? Am I swallowing Cheetos? No, I am not Chester the Cheetah. I am Shaun, the ferocious carnivore. Dr. Dave has told me that I cannot deny what I am. I am a cheetah, not a domesitacted house cat. I am not battling with my conscience anymore. Now, if you little kids try to pet me, I'm not going to purr and mew. I'm going to gnaw your faces off. Just a fair warning. Thanks Dream Visions for clearing my conscience and for the tasty meals. |
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| Crystal Cooper |
| Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, kids of all ages! I, Crystal the fish, will now entertain you with my dazzling aerial feats! Of course, it wasn't always like this. I used to be a lowly fish in a lowly pond. I never could swim well, but I always wanted to fly. Dr. Dave grabbed me out of the pond, and gave me a chance. Thanks Dream Visions and Dr. Dave for giving me a chance to spread my wings and fly! |
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| Lauren Elder |
| Hello, my name is Lauren and I am a platypus, a duckbill platypus. What does that mean to a regular person? Not much. What do I do? Nothing of any real importance. We things of beauty rarely have to do anything to be things of beauty. Of course, the regular person is too much of a philistine to recognize my beauty. Dr. Dave realized my potential. Thanks to him and Dream Visions Inc. I have appeared on the cover of Sexy Ducks Weekly and I Can't Believe It's Not A Duck. |
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| Andi Hogan |
| I am the great bear skater, Beardini. That's pronounced "bare-dini" not "beard-inni". Thank you. What can I say? Oh, yes. I am the greatest figure skater in the world. Dr. Dave figured out I can skate because he hired a bunch of us to reenact "When Animals Attack" on ice. It was a good gig and I learned my true talent. Thanks Dr. Dave and Dream Visions. Honey?! DO I SMELL HONEY?! OOOOOHHHH!!!!! |
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| Jason Corbin |
| Hey all, this is Jason the Duck giving a shoutout to the amazing Dr. Dave; without him I wouldn't be in the obvious position I am in now. Since ducklinghood, I have been confused about what to do with the rest of my short life, but by following his advice I have comitted the things I have always plotted. Thank you Dr. Dave and Dream Visions for all the horror you helped me inflict upon the masses. |
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| Kim Newton |
| I am the greatest flamingo in the world! All other flamingos stand on one leg because they are silly and have no balance. I am a civilized flamingo, I can stand on both legs and talk and sing and dance like any other normal human being. Even though I can do all of this, it's hard for me to find work. People refer to me as a dirty fowl. But I'm not just a dirty fowl! I'm a super bird! Thanks to Dr. Dave and Dream Visions, I now get to show off my beauty and power in his front lawn! |
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| Everyone, hi. I am a frog. I am not a toad. Nor am I poisonous at all. So please, don't lick me. If you lick me, nothing will happen. The only thing you'll taste is my undelicious skin and my bumpy back. I also do not cause you to have warts, even if I pee on you. Finally, I would like to ask you not to kill my tadpole offspring. We frogs don't kill your babies. Thank you Dr. Dave and Dream Visions for letting me speak. Now these suckers believe I'm docile, obediant and weak. I will kill them all! Mwa ha ha ha! |
| Joey Swafford |
| Alas, this is the end of the feedback for people we have helped. We had to end it now because it could and would have went on for forever because of all our great services to the world. If we have greatly helped you, email [email protected] to tell us. Who knows? It may make it here after all. But now, click here to return home. |
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