Age: 18
D.O.B.(to get sent lots of presents): 12/21
Hair: brown
Eyes: brown
Favorite Color: green, red, black, and silver
Favorite Food and Drink: Fettuccine Alfredo and A&W RootBeer (but not together)
Favorite Movie(s): Fools Rush In, Anything with Pauly Shore in it, Galaxy Quest, The Whole Nine Yards, Bedazzled, Weird Science, Mannequin, The Breakfast Club, Fight Club, The Beach, Better Off Dead, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, uh... there are a lot more but my hands are tired...
Favorite Musician(s): Green Day, Smashing Pumpkins, Foo Fighters, Fiona Apple, Savage Garden
Favorite Season: Late Autumn, all of Winter
Favorite Sports to play and watch: Ballet, Tap, Rugby, Hockey, Soccer (Foreign Football), Mens' Gymnastics, Formula 1 Racing
Likes: skinny guys, impressionism/post-impressionism, bold colours, late 60's - early 70's retro decor, denim clothing, combat boots, zippers, laces, velcro, safety pins, Girl Scout patches, the smell of freshly sharpened pencils, mehlabiya oil, mhendi, bunnies, penguins, turtles, Adobe Photoshop, ripping apart circut boards, cuddling in bed with my fianc, invisible baseball, glowsticks, jewelry, Kajukenbo
Dislikes: Sushi, stupid sisters, preppy clothes, egotistical people, idle time, my hair, soggy and lumpy tomatoes and strawberries, alcohol, cigarettes, drunks, skanky people, players, unfair moderators, self-rightous people, being wrong or in trouble, "professional" wrestling, authority or people telling me what to do or that I'm wrong
Hobbies: drawing, colouring, painting, singing in the shower or car, web design, playing video games, pretending I'm a race-car driver, dancing, listening to music, wishing I had ANY musical talent, day-dreaming, spending time with my finac
A little but about me: Uhm... I live with my mom and 12-year-old sister. My dad lives a half an hour away with his girlfriend. I want to move out and into my own place with my fianc David. I work nights at a bowling alley that sucks and go to school days at Vatterott College. I am enrolled in Computer Programming and want to become a Web Designer. I have a dog named Trixy who is staying in Michigan with my aunt. She is my baby. I used to have the most awesome cat in the world named Ashe Finnigan, but my mom wouldn't take him to the new apartment. I used to have the sweetest bunny named Peter BunBun, but my sister's stupid mop dog killed him. I want a new bunny, a part siamese cat, or a cute mop dog. I also want a baby, but I'm gonna wait on that one!!! ^_^ One of my dreams is to make my own comic, completely drawn, inked, and coloured by me. Yeah... fat chance....
10 Fun Questions: Answer to the best of your knowledge
1. If a chicken had lips� could it whistle?
My sister has lips and she can't whistle!
2. If Newton�s law of relativity never coincided with Darwin�s law of instantaneous reaction in the chambers of Einstein�s underground retro novelty �toy� shop would we still have the orange soda we do today? Why?
No, because you can't have Orange Soda without Underground Retro Novelties! Duh!
3. A hippopotamus most resembles:
Carrot Top on steroids in September!!!
4. How much wood WOULD a woodchuck chuck� if Peter Piper never picked those pickled peppers he threw at the mouse, while it ran down the clock at one?
To answer that, you must first ask yourself: How much chuck could a Chuck Chuck chuck if a Chuck Chuck could
chuck chuck?
5. If you were a piece of furniture, what would you be?
A lava lamp! Bloop bloop blop blop bloooooooopity blop bubble bubble blop blop bloop
6. Boxers, briefs, bikinis, thongs or commando? Elaborate.
EEEEEEEEW! Thongs!!!! My EYES BURN!!!!! *runs around in circles then smacks into a wall* Thongs are gross on women and WORSE on men! And bikini is just GROSS!
*chuckles* Well, on my fianc I like Boxers 'cause they're sexy. Briefs are cute... kinda little boy-ish. And commando... *snicker, snicker* I like the nudity... *yum*
On other guys... *blushes* I like boxers.
7. Back to the hippo, why do they look pink?
This happens because their thick skin cracks when dry and a reddish secretion that acts as an theraupatic agent is released. ;P You can find anything on Google.
8. If you had a million dollars to do anything you wanted with it, what would you do? Please list� in list form :P
1. move out of my mom's house
2. buy a new computer and a bunch of art stuff
3. buy my finac a new car
4. pay off my college and my fianc 's college
5. buy stephie a mongoose
6. Hire Jhonen Vasquez to paint a mural in my house
7. Create my own line of Punk/Gothic/Cool clothes
8. Save the rest for my future childrens' college
9. If Cheez Its could talk, what would they say?
Feed Me, Stephie!!!!
10. a. If you were an animal in the zoo, what would you be?
A penguin.... mmmmm ice....
b. What would your sibling(s) (or closest friend, if no siblings) be?
My sister (blood sister) would be an orangutang. Stephie would be a Mongoose, Meerkat, or Ostridge. KT would be a Zebra... or a leopard.
c. If you and the other animals could talk, what would you say to your keepers?
Is it safe? Is it safe? It puts the lotion on it's skin and put's in the basket. Shhhh. Let me do it! Is it safe?
