One of the things that has made me the happiest of all is that many of you don’t even try to reach the goals that the mission has set. You have the right idea. This mission is a good two year vacation – take good advantage of every opportunity and enjoy yourself. You are out here to have a good time and spend your parent’s money; so live it up! Just think if you could break enough of the mission’s rules, perhaps they’ll send you home early; won’t that be great? It really made me happy to see some of you spend a lot of time in the homes of members, instead of being out and looking for investigators so that when you do find them; I had more to teach them, to better reject you. Oh and I loved it when you wouldn’t tract, that helped me to keep more people in the dark, and from learning the truth.

I loved your attitude when you wanted to quiet or hit your companion. Oh, how great your joy will be in my own kingdom. You really don’t know how happy you have made me for denying the world their right to hear of Christ.

Yours faithfully,

LUCIFER