So they open the book from which they confide;
No, not he Book of Mormon but the TV guide;
The word of God is seldom read;
Maybe a verse here or there before they fall into bed
Exhausted and sleepy and tired as can be
Not from reading the Book of Mormon but from
watching TV.

So back to the table side by side
The Book of Mormon and the TV guide
The plan of salvation is full and free
But is found in the Book of Mormon not the TV.

-- Author Unknown