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Ever since I was a little kid, I didn't
want to be me. I wanted to be Billie Widdleton and Billie
Widdleton didn't even like me. I walked like he walked,
I talked like he talked, and I signed up for the same
high school he signed up for...which was when Billie changed.
He began to hang around Herby Verderman. He walked like
Herby and he talked like Herby.
He mixed me all up! I began to walk like Billie Widdleton,
walking and talking like Herby Venderman. And then it
dawned on me that Herby Vanderman walked and talked like
Joey Haverlin. And Joey walked and talked like Corky Sabinson.
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Billie Widdleton's imitation of Herby Vanderman's version
of Joey Haverlin, trying to walk and talk like Corky Sabinson.
And who do you think Corky Sabinson is always walking and
talking like, of all people: Doepy Willington, that little
pest who walks and talks like ME!
-Unknown Author
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