Elephant Stew

1  elephant (medium size)
2  rabbits

Cut the elephant into bite size pieces.  (This will take about two months.)
Add water to make brown gravy.
Cook over kerosene fire for about four weeks.

This feeds 3800 people.
If more are expected, add the two rabbits, 
but do this only if needed as most people do not like hare in their stew.

I have tried to get my mom to fix this for me but she will not.  So if you ever fix this please invite me over.
Sam Alford
Joanna's dog