How To Cook A Husband

Take a cup of good humor well mixed with a heaping cup of patience, sympathy, and understanding. 
To this mixture, add a dash of firmness added with discretion. 
Add enough kisses to make rise. 
Bake in an oven of contentment for a lifetime, 
basting often with love to make tender, using as needed. 
Garnish with a "cherry" smile. 
Like fruitcake, he will improve with age.

Susan Anderson