This is copied from a "Boogar Hollow" hillbilly cookbook.

Aunt  Rossie sid that many Marriages
go on the rocks ' cauz in tryin to " earn
his salt," the husband forgits" his sugar"

Bad luck will shore cum to them that lends
salt unless they gits repaid with the same                        
amount uf sugar.

In cookin Vegetables, cover them that
grows underground n leave uncovered 
them that grows above the ground.

Ifn you'll keep yo mouth shet whilst
apeelin oinions you wo'nt cry.....
keepin yo mouth shet cud keep you                                  
from crying about a lotta other things too.

The food that melts in yo mouth is
usually gonna wind up abulgin in 
the mirror.

Never leave someones house thru
a differunt door than the one you
entered.

Jackie Fuller