| Read this while I'm gone ok? If we had a lifetime wish, One dream that could come true, We pray to God with all our hearts, For yesterday and you, If tear drops were stairways, And memories a lane, We would walk all the way to heaven, And you bring again, So very many times we'll miss you, A thousand times we'll cry, If all our love could have saved you, You never would have died. The only thing that's messed up about that poem is that if you WERE dead than I don't think that you would IM me...or would you? AHHHHHH!! :O |
| AIM Away Messages |
| Feel free to copy and paste these into your own away messages and change them to your own personal setting. Thanks to Tori for all your ideas and away messages! If anyone has a funny/weird/random away message that they would like to put on this site, e-mail it to me at [email protected] |
| Hey Everyone! You have reached T-O-R-S-C-A-R-10-13. I am unable to pick up the mouse right now, but you leave your screename, name, and a breif message, after the beep, I'll get back to you as soon as I can. BEEP |
| Hey! Chicken wings are flying outside! I am not kidding! They're just like zooming right by the window. Their juicy seasoning is leaving grease marks on the window, so I have to clean that up now. I'll be back later. Love ya lots ~Tori Oh and by the way...I was kidding. |
| Hi~ness! Balloons are awesome! All they are is a rubber/latex flap of nothing that you can blow air into and it...get this (this is the best part) IT EXPANDS! ISN'T THAT AWESOME! I personally think that is cool. You can blow up a ton of them on garbage day before the garbage guy comes and put them in the garbage can. Then when the garbage guy opens up the can to throw away all the gross trash...he'll be surprised because all the "garbage" wil be flying up into the atmosphere. lol! Try it! Bye~ Tori |
| I am out surfing the big waves of Lake Minnetonka. Since there are NO waves what-so-ever on Lake Minnetonka..I am waiting for them. It may take a while and that my friends, is why I wrote this away message. I bet you anything I will come back waveless but thats ok. I shall try again another day. Love, Nicole |
| Helloj, i em awy form mY compuTor left now. this Mess Ages is taking two long too typers. This is y i am ediTin it? it'S taken soooo lung to fix that i have to type this* Lov, Niole |
| Ok...these 3 TOTALLY hott guyz just went cruizen down the street! I couldn't resist the urge to go out and hunt them down. So if you see me, Jeanine, and Tori screaming down the highway...you'll know why. When we have finished with them, we'll send those sorry suckers your way (unless you're a guy...then we'll be over to your house shortly) |
| Here's a little tip to help you through the rest of your life: Naranja means orange. I am well aware of that. Now, when you eat your healthily nutritious fruit, all you damn french people will know how to say "orange" in Spanish. J sounds like an H en Espanol, just so you know. So there. Now you can go get a yummy orange and eat it. By then I will be back! I care about your health! ~Nicole |
| I ordered a pizza. The pizza came. It is probably cold by now because I don't even want a pizza. I just wanted the pizza guy. That's where I am RIGHT now, outside in the driveway under stars and let's just say...it's getting hot out here. Ok, now you guys should all know by now that I wouldn't do anything like that. Or would I? Heehee...Anywayz...BRB ~Nicole |
| I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen. Actually, that is a lie. Most games on the computer that do take up the whole screen are boring, stupid, and gay. The only reason that message exists is because it came with the instant messanger. Oh well. At least I got to edit it! I'll see you soon! |
| Dude! Where's my pen? I know that was the lamest thing in the world but hey! Some idiot in Hollywood made a whole movie off of "Dude! Where's my car?" Guess what? They totally stole that line from me when I was looking for my favorite pen. Those nasty mother f*cking bastards... Grrr.... Hopefully I will find my pen soon and be back to chat with you. ~Nicole |
| I am away from my computer right now. Well no duh I'm away! If I weren't you wouldn't be reading this now would you? AIM gives you the dumbest preset away messages. Geez. Oh well. At least I am much more creative than them. Love ya lots ~Nicole |
| Hey I'm not here, duh! so don't waste space on my computer screen by sending more messages. I don't want to talk to you! Just get away!!!! LALALALALALALA I can't hear you! jk :-P |
| I'm going to get some food! yum yum! doesn't that make you hungry? well I'll be back soon unless I find more food that I want to eat, but that's doubtful since my parents don't go grocery shopping enough. |
| I'm not sure where I am. Maybe someone came and kidnapped me and no one will know until they find my body in the morning. Or maybe I'm in the shower. Or I could have just put this away message up because I don't feel like talking and have something better to do. Don't worry though, it's not me, it's you. |
| it's none of your business where I am right now. I could be in the bathroom. Do you really want to know? What kind of a sick person are you? Well I'll probably be back soon so hold your horses. -J Nie |
| I'm playing a computer game, and it's way more fun than talking to you. jk So I'll get back to ya when I feel like it. Don't count on it being in the next 20 minutes. :-P Don't miss me too much. -Niel |